Oh, what might this be? Confidential Clearwire sales data? I think
so! I went all mission impossible at clearwire headquarters (fed
the guard dogs steak!) and stole some top sekret files. The
interesting one is the churn data, I threw the other one in to show
off.
Some notes: It will crash OpenOffice because OpenOffice is a
retarded bitch (and it's a really big file). I had to boot up my
pirated ms winblows and open it in my pirated copy of ms office to
read it. Notice the tabs on the bottom? Lots of pages of data! Make
sure you have Macros and Data Connections blocked when you open it,
I think it might be trying to call home!
Also, it's marked "FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY", which I think means you
are supposed to either eat it, or stick it in your butt.
^lmph
P.S. Uploaded to drop.io as well:
http://drop.io/t8okq5p
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