Took my son for a drink

[Stevens, Rob: Absa]

 

 

 

 

I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a pint of bitter - he didn't like it so I drank it. Next I offered him a lager, he didn't like that either, so I drank that one as well. In desperation I gave him four other brands of beer, then a whisky and two others that I can't remember. I drank them all. By the time we got home I was barely able to push the pram!

 

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