WJJ News

[Westchester Jazz Jam]

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In This Newsletter
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- Yankees
- This Week
- Jokes of the Week


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Yankees
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We wouldn’t dare compete with the Bronx Bombers about to win the
American League Championship! (BTW we hope you’re impressed that we
actually know that). But, luckily, they will have the game on in the
“parlor” room at Isabella’s. So maybe you can make a night of
celebration out of it? Have dinner, watch the game, come listen to or
blow some tunes, check out the special guest in the opening set…
stranger things have happened…


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This Week
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The house band will feature Roger Post on drums & cymbals, Bill Crow
on bass, Dennis Winge on guitar, and a very special guest musician
(who could it be? You’ll have to come to find out.)


Westchester Jazz Jam
Every Thursday
8 to 11 p.m.
www.westchesterjazzjam.com

Isabella’s
107 Main St.
Ossining, NY 10562
(914) 762-0068

$5 suggested donation


Westchester Magazine: “ ‘…an incredible opportunity to hear great
jazz…’ A revolving cast of characters...takes the stage for a few
hours during which anything from soaring sax solos to smooth guitars
can be heard.”

New York Times: “The Jams Go On[!] Jazz is making a comeback in
[Westchester] county after the loss of several local music sites. At
[Isabella’s], musicians can stop by and jam every Thursday...”

Examiner News: “’This place is awesome… you get the city away from the
city.’”


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Jokes of the Week
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How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: one to handle the bulb, and the other four to tell him how much
better they could've done it.

What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None...they just steal somebody else's light

What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit ?
"Will the defendant please rise ..."

Two guys were walking down the street ...one was destitute ...
the other was a guitar player as well ..

How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

What do call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.