tonight at 353

[Westchester Jazz Jam]

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In This Newsletter
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- Ever Expanding Universe
- Joke of the Week


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Ever Expanding
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Thank you to those who attended last week’s kickoff session at 353;
thank you to those who wished they could be there but couldn’t; thank
you to those who love jazz and music in general and support live music
whenever you can.

What does this have to do with an expanding universe? It means that
things are always moving, changing, in flux, and it reminds us not to
become attached, and also to appreciate what’s here now!

Hopefully we can see you soon.

Westchester Jazz Jam
every Wednesday
8:30 to 11:30 p.m.
www.westchesterjazzjam.com

353 Restaurant & Lounge
353 North Bedford Road
Mount Kisco, NY 10549
(914) 241-2447
www.353restaurant.com

The cover is $5 unless you dine there that night.


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Joke of the Week
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~BASS PLAYER OFFENSES~
PART II

NAME OF OFFENDER - ___________________________
INFRACTION DATE - _____________________________

NAME OF OFFENDER - ___________________________
INFRACTION DATE - _____________________________


EQUIPMENT VIOLATIONS - ELECTRIC

[ ]Forgetting strap $10
[ ]Changing strings after every set $15
[ ]Using electric tuner $15
[ ]Setting up mic "just in case" $75
[ ]Forgetting to turn amp on $40
[ ]Bringing amp larger than 1 person can carry in 1 trip $50
[ ]Asking horn player for help moving amp $25
[ ]Bringing custom-made bass $100 per string above 4
[ ]Bringing more than 1 bass $100 per extra bass
[ ]Skull decals on bass $150
[ ]Bringing fretless bass $500

CRIMINAL BAD TASTE

[ ]Telling bone player about all the gigs you get $10
[ ]Asking bone player about their day gig $10
[ ]Sitting behind drums on break $10
[ ]Quoting "Birdland" $25
[ ]Practicing scales during break $25
[ ]Practicing scales during drum solo $50
[ ]Practicing $150
[ ]Beginning a sentence with "When I was a guitar player..." $50
[ ]Casually mentioning to Musical Director of cheap theater that you
are "into sequencing" $10

BASIC STUPIDITY

[ ]Wearing old Buddy Rich tour shirt $10
[ ]Wearing new Whitesnake tour shirt $20
[ ]Asking when the rock set starts $20
[ ]Continually asking "where are we?" $25
[ ]Continually shouting "Yeah!" $25
[ ]Asking bone player where "1" is $50
[ ]Taking cellphone call during 4's $100

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