tonight!

[Westchester Jazz Jam]

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Tonight
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Last week we had 3 great trombonists all drooling on each other. You
never know what you’re going to get at the Westchester Jazz Jam. What
will happen this week?

Please note: there will be no piano tonight (sorry pianists. if you
want to play you'll have to byok)

Westchester Jazz Jam
every Wednesday
8:30 to 11:30 p.m.
www.westchesterjazzjam.com

353 Restaurant & Lounge
353 North Bedford Road
Mount Kisco, NY 10549
(914) 241-2447
www.353restaurant.com

The cover is $5 unless you dine there that night.



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Jokes of the Week
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How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
Sit in the back and don't play.

What's the difference between a violist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What do violists use for birth control?
Their personalities.

Did you hear about the violist who bragged he could play 32nd notes?
The rest of the orchestra didn't believe him, so he proved it by
playing one.

Why are violins smaller than violas?
They really are the same size, but the violinists' heads are bigger.

What's the difference between a cello and a viola?
The cello burns longer.