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Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 11:48:21 -0600

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From: Bob Zinck [mailto:bzi...@aurexhealy.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2007 10:57 AM
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Subject: FW: The Urinal Is Too High

The Urinal Is Too High

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs)
to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry
(Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take   the children to the bathroom it was decided
that the girls would go with   one teacher and the boys would go with the
other. The teacher assigned to   the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out   and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.

Having no   choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began   hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees" to   direct the flow.
As she lifted one, sh! e could n't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,   the teacher said,
"You must be in the 4th grade."

"No, ma'am, " he   replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh.

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