From: Sherry Stonecipher Flor <sherb...@yahoo.com>
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Subject: NEVER MESS WITH THE POWER OF A WOMAN!
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:51:15 -0800 (PST)
NEVER MESS WITH THE POWER OF A WOMAN!
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> Old People are too funny!
>>
>>One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her
>>92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and
>>ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment,
>>killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of
>>murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
>>
>>"Your Honor," she began coolly, "I figured that at 92, if he could
>>screw, he could fly."
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