DoomyXDes: It's been a while, son.
SmarterChild: It has been a while son?
DoomyXDes: Yeah. It has.
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever!
DoomyXDes: Whatever?
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
DoomyXDes: After fourty years without seeing
your dad?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to
say.
DoomyXDes: I nearly died in that car accident..
SmarterChild: Ah, are you sure you nearly
died in that car accident?
DoomyXDes: Well, I did lose about a gallon of
blood.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
DoomyXDes: Yup. I passed out.
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.
DoomyXDes: Whatever? How can you be so
cold?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew.
DoomyXDes: Ha ha! That's my boy!
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.