This has nothing to do with anything, aside being amusing.

[Des]

somniomeliorvita: hey secy
somniomeliorvita: sexy*
DoomyXDes: Hello, stranger.
somniomeliorvita: we won't be strangers for long
DoomyXDes: I'm sure.
somniomeliorvita: i am too..
DoomyXDes: Then were both pretty sure?
somniomeliorvita: bend over and touch ur toes..im
gonna show u where the wild goose goes
DoomyXDes: XD
DoomyXDes: Lawl, is it in 'mah Butt?
somniomeliorvita: ur funny
DoomyXDes: Me too.
DoomyXDes: Want to lick my penis?
somniomeliorvita: sure...whip it out
somniomeliorvita: tommy likey
DoomyXDes: *Does so, revealing a long, thin
member covered in a scumy green film. The
stench is quite similar to that of a slab of
meat having been left under the body of a
rotting cow under an exploding sun.*
somniomeliorvita: ::plugs ears:: WHAT THE FUCK
SICKO!!
DoomyXDes: SICKO?
DoomyXDes: YOU WERE THE ONE OFFERING
TO STICK A GOOSE IN MY ASS.
somniomeliorvita: so...i wasn't talkin about penis's
DoomyXDes: You agreed to lick mine though.
somniomeliorvita: so..
somniomeliorvita: i wasn't talkin about penetration
DoomyXDes: And, coming from a person
who's turned on by Goose sex, a little filth shouldn't move you much.
somniomeliorvita: oo..penis penetration is SICK...
somniomeliorvita: gosh what are u a female
DoomyXDes: Goose penetration is any better?
DoomyXDes: IT'S A GOOSE.
somniomeliorvita: yeah it is..
somniomeliorvita: ever tried it
DoomyXDes: The thing'll be eating out the
corner of your ass with it's teeth ; _ ;
somniomeliorvita: that's the attractive part
DoomyXDes: That would hurt.
somniomeliorvita: i know..;-)
DoomyXDes: Suck on my penis = /
somniomeliorvita: ...no
somniomeliorvita: im a lesbian
somniomeliorvita: =-O<-- this guy will
DoomyXDes: His mouth is much too small.
DoomyXDes: As my penis, in radius alone,
scales out several miles.
somniomeliorvita: don't u mean big
somniomeliorvita: u sound like u have no penis
somniomeliorvita: NERD!!
DoomyXDes: I have too much penis, actually.
DoomyXDes: GEEK.
DoomyXDes: Goose-whore.
somniomeliorvita: ur the one using words longer than ur
dick
DoomyXDes: LAWL.
DoomyXDes: I need Imperial Galactic-Battle
cruisers to carry my penis if I were to ever
decide to move.
somniomeliorvita: do u think penguins are the galactic
overlords
DoomyXDes: At least I'm not a drop-out, of
which is entailed by your grammatical form.
somniomeliorvita: ACTUALLY FUCKER ....lemme
emphasize ...FUCKER ..i am attending one of the finest
universities in america
somniomeliorvita: what the fuck are u ..
DoomyXDes: Actually,it should be "Where
the fuck are you attending?"
DoomyXDes: And, If anything, a better school,
possibley.
somniomeliorvita: what the fuck....interpret the shit bett
somniomeliorvita: er
DoomyXDes: YOUR SON IS GAY.
somniomeliorvita: actually i am really a lesbian and i
wouldn't touch ur dick with a 40 foot pole
DoomyXDes: Then why would you offer to
fuck my ass with a Goose?
DoomyXDes: Or come anywhere near me?
DoomyXDes: Idiot.
DoomyXDes: Hah.
somniomeliorvita: it's a quote from a movie dumbass
somniomeliorvita: if ur socially acceptable u'd know it
DoomyXDes: Yeah, because being socially
acceptable means having to have seen, and
memorized every line in a movie,
right?
DoomyXDes: Brilliant.
DoomyXDes: This is gonna be the best log
ever.
somniomeliorvita: im not nerdy enough to keep track of
my internet chats
somniomeliorvita: where the fuck do u go
DoomyXDes: The University of the infinetly
gifted sentient beings.
somniomeliorvita: yeah..too bad no one has ever heard
of that
DoomyXDes: You think?
somniomeliorvita: YEP!
DoomyXDes: You must be attending a school
taught by a Hobo at some shipyard.
somniomeliorvita: im glad u decided to capitalize Hobo
DoomyXDes:
http://content.ytmnd.com//155000/155338/sou
nd.mp3
DoomyXDes: He is your only purpose.
DoomyXDes: LAWL.
DoomyXDes: Faggot.
somniomeliorvita: omg..
DoomyXDes: YOUR FATHER IS GAY.
somniomeliorvita: consider this a hate crime
DoomyXDes: A hate crime against me, you
Cock.
somniomeliorvita: are u a homophobe?
DoomyXDes: Are you a Nigger?
somniomeliorvita: yeah..
somniomeliorvita: lol
DoomyXDes: You sound like one, chicken
eater.
DoomyXDes: LAWL.
somniomeliorvita: too bad that's not me dumbass
DoomyXDes: Too bad you just admitted to it.
DoomyXDes: ALRIGHT. Enough chit-chat.
DoomyXDes: Suck on my penis.
DoomyXDes: NOW.
somniomeliorvita: if ur dick is so long why don't u suck
it urself
DoomyXDes: Because, it is simply too
long..don't you understand the basic idea of
'scale?'
DoomyXDes: It is much too large for me to
reach around it and suck on it, let alone even attempt to look past it,
which it is so long, that if you tryed, your mind would simply catch
but a glimpse of infinety before it was swept away by a black hole.
somniomeliorvita: alright..enough chit-chat
somniomeliorvita: really...who are u..?
DoomyXDes: WHo the fuck are you?
somniomeliorvita: im steph
DoomyXDes: Steph who?
somniomeliorvita: knutson
DoomyXDes: And how did you get my screen
name?
somniomeliorvita: uh..we're in the same chat
DoomyXDes: LORD.
DoomyXDes: I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT.
somniomeliorvita: stop cheating on ur wife...
DoomyXDes: I have no wife.
DoomyXDes: I am incapable of realizing
emotion.
DoomyXDes: Which is most certainly why I
have been arrested several million times.
somniomeliorvita: quit molesting little girls
DoomyXDes: BRIAN, NOO.
somniomeliorvita: ..mmm hmm
somniomeliorvita: where did/do u go to collge
somniomeliorvita: college*
DoomyXDes: NYU.
somniomeliorvita: damn ..ur smart
DoomyXDes: I sure as hell am.
somniomeliorvita: what's ur major
DoomyXDes: I've been attending NYU for
several thousand years now.
DoomyXDes: Universal-Physics.
somniomeliorvita: bye
DoomyXDes: NO, WAIT, WHAT ABOUT MY
PENIS?

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[Des]

I laughed very hard while having this conversation. I LAUGHED SO HARD,
THAT MY ARMS BLEW OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND IT WAS A BIG BLOODY MESS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT? I DIED.