In another attempt to entertain myself…
I’ll suggest one and then you can add to it or create as many as you like.
From Leon (or “The Professional”)
The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.
I have always remembered this as a bit of wisdom if I ever wanted to learn about being a “cleaner”
~Dave Farr
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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To: "Wegottapair" <wegot...@googlegroups.com>
Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 1:39:11 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
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"Not so fast El Guapo... or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil"
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know."
Three Amigos
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:35:20 -0400
Subject: Re: [WeGottaPair] Top 10 movie quotes of all time
From: rwak...@gmail.com
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Good one Joel. Another great line from that movie:
"You play with your balls a lot"
"I do NOT... play with my balls."
"hahaha. Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in a night as you do in an hour."
"You know what would make me happy?"
"Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers?"
-John Candy and Steve Martin, Planes Trains and Automobiles.
From: David...@Dell.com
To: wegot...@googlegroups.com
Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:03:18 -0500
Subject: [WeGottaPair] Top 10 movie quotes of all time
In another attempt to entertain myself…
I’ll suggest one and then you can add to it or create as many as you like.
From Leon (or “The Professional”)
The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn.
I have always remembered this as a bit of wisdom if I ever wanted to learn about being a “cleaner”
~Dave Farr
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From two of my favorite movies:
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From two of my favorite movies:
Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!
Ed: Do you want your messages?
Shaun: What?
Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
Shaun: *What*?
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
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You see he said "true love" there is no nobler cause than that.
Ture love is a noble cause, but your friend said "to blaaaaaaaaave" and as we all know, "to blave" means to bluff!
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That would be Kelly's Heroes. Another good one:
And where is Donald Duck?
Donald Duck's down at the crossroads with a machine gun.
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THat would be:
You ignorant asshole! What the fuck coordinates you giving? You wasted a lot of people back there with your fucked up fire mission! You know that? You know know that? Aw shit!
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Mass Effect
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This is kinda cheating... but can anyone name where this is from...
I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic e-lectronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks!
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Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 3:53:58 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
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Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumpin' through the air?
No.
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumpin' through the air?
No.
Well have you ever been in a high speed chase?
Yes.
have you ever fired a fun whilst in a high speed chase?
NO!
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Sent: Friday, April 30, 2010 4:31:11 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern
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Andy Wainright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
Andy Cartright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nick Angel: Like who?
Andy Wainright: Farmers.
Nick Angel: Who else?
Andy Cartright: Farmers' mums!
Danny: What's it like being stabbed?
Nicholas Angel: It was the single most painful experience of my life
Danny: [nodding] What's the second most painful?
Of course the best part is when the shop owner trips and gets his lower jaw impaled on the model church steeple:
Ow! Thish really hurtsh... I'm gonna need shome ice-creeeeaaam.
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Of course the other taht has saturated gamer culture:
COME ON... COME ON! DO IT! DO IT! COME ON! COME ON! KILL ME! I'M HERE! KILL ME! I'M HERE! KILL ME! COME ON! KILL ME! I'M HERE! COME ON! DO IT NOW! KILL ME!
If we’re talking all-time most quotable movies, I’m surprised no one’s hit Tombstone yet. You could do a top ten quotes just from this one movie.
Ike Clanton: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody's that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!
Wyatt Earp: I did my duty, now I'd like to get on with my life. I'm going to Tombstone.
Crawley Dake: Ah, I see. To strike it rich. Well, all right, that's fine. Tell you one thing, though... I never saw a rich man who didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.
Wyatt Earp: Already got a guilty conscience. Might as well have the money, too. Good day, now.
Wyatt Earp: Well, I'll be damned.
Doc Holliday: You may indeed, if you get lucky.
Doc Holliday: I stand corrected, Wyatt. You're an oak.
Doc Holliday: [taunting a card player who believes Holliday is cheating him] Why Ed does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend... I just don't think I could bear it!
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...
Wyatt Earp: From now on I see a red sash, I kill the man wearing it. So run you cur. And tell the other curs the law is coming. You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Johnny Ringo: My fight's not with you, Holliday.
Doc Holliday: I beg to differ, sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for Blood," remember?
Johnny Ringo: Oh that. I was just foolin' about.
Doc Holliday: I wasn't.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Nobody move!
Doc Holliday: Nonsense. By all means, move.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Why you doin' this, Doc?
Doc Holliday: Because Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: ...I don't.
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