A LETTER FROM SARDARJI TO BILL GATES

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hi frnds,

Subject: Problems with my new computer


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,


We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your kind notice.


1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.


2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.


3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.


4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this ' find' button, but could not trace the keys. Please rectify this problem.


5. My child learnt ' Microsoft word ' now he wants to learn ' Microsoft sentence'. Please provide us with the same. 


6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon, which shows 'MY Computer', when you will provide the remaining items?


7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY PICTURES' but there is not even a single photo of mine. I would like to have my photo in that.


8. There is ' MICROSOFT OFFICE '. Please provide 'MICROSOFT HOME' so that I can use the PC at home.


9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?


10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

SARDARJI

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS? 




Dev

 
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