Those would be 'Your Temperatures' then? (I blame Your M&S for starting that irritating phrase).
I suppose "my temperatures" are "where they should be", inside the Stevenson screen. If it rains there may be spray, so don't forget to use the wipers in 'the morning rush' (whatever that is, I assume it's getting to the bathroom first). The old farming forecast used to be good, but the farming progamme's gone, replaced by a middle class escape to the country yoga loving, watercolour painting audience. The only concession being the countryside attire the forecaster thinks he should wear.
It's all light entertainment now, geared to a certain target audience, certainly not weather nuts. Just use the internet rain radar, satellite imagery, webcams, model forecasts and the rest. It's all there luckily. Even the MetO 5 day post code forecasts are so much better than TV / Radio weather forecasts.
Graham