PNN Sept 16, 2012
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Sept. 16, 2012
Good Morning, and welcome to the Puppy News Network. Many of you were glued to your monitors last night, following the reports of mayhem, mischief, possible escapes, Snoop Dogg, and involvement by local, state, and federal authorities. We are happy to report that Molly and Rick have regained control; and the puppies at the center of the story, Levi and Grace, are back to their adorable selves. If you missed the broadcast, the filing reporters’ comments were collected and archived. Unfortunately, the authorities have indicated the reports will remain in the puppies permanent records, although these records will be sealed as they are juveniles. Hopefully, they have learned their lesson, and we can all get back to normal. If any of our reporters are available, we would love to get some interviews with the involved parties.
From the PNN news desk... Things appear to be calm this morning at the WCC compound. The big dogs are relaxing in the yard (Palady had mentioned in her report last night that there was quite a bit of debris, but it appears picked up today), puppies catching up on some napping. We’d like to turn to our sports reporters for updates on the games today. We know each puppy has a favorite team, and are big tail-gaters. Stay tuned...
Gracie already told me she is indeed a Ravens fan. (Reported by BrendaS)
It would appear that reports of an early meltdown from the Houston Texans defense are unfounded, despite TWO defensive penalties before the first half of the first quarter had passed. JJ Watt, the "Sultan of Swat," has commenced with swatting down poor Blaine Gabbert's passes. (Reported by tumblypupply)
In a related sports story, it appears the puppies are training for the Worldwide Puppy Wrestling Federation. No reports yet of what their wrestling names will be... please stay tuned
Palady reporting here from outside the WCC compound... The authorities are not letting us in to do interviews with any of the "suspects" or "parties of interest" in this case. I was able to speak with a few neighbors, who wish to remain anonymous, but who claim to still hear the song "Who Let the Dogs Out" playing off in the woods. It is playing repeatedly, but no one can find the source. I was able to interview Molly, the apparent human female in charge of the compound, at an earlier date. The only relevant piece of information I can give in that regard is that the pups are all STEELERS fans. That's it for now. Back to you in the newsroom, @scout. (Reported by Palady)
From the PNN news desk... For those of you just joining us, please do not panic! The puppies, big dogs, Molly, Rick, and darling Mia have gone for a family walk. We have no reports of any mischief, and there are no indications that the puppies have somehow orchestrated yet another diabolical plot to escape. We hope the family enjoys some much-deserved time together, and will keep you posted.