If you need an excuse note to get out of work, school, chores, etc...
Dear _____, we are sorry, but _______
(fill in name) will need to be excused from work for the rest of the day. We apologize for any inconvenience this may
cause, but it is vital that ___________ be allowed to catch up on the Puppy
cam. While you may think this is a frivolous, even ridiculous request, the
euphoria that results from the videos, photos and chats is vital to the mental
well-being of ______________. If you don’t believe us, please tune in yourself.
We promise you will be instantly entertained and have such a feeling of
overwhelming joy you may actually close the office down for the rest of the
day.
Thank you,
EPW counselor