PNN News 9-30
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From the PNN News Desk... Good evening everyone, and thank you for joining us on this special broadcast. For those of you just joining the broadcast, we have moved to a new studio, located in the Google group for EPWs. Tonight’s special report, brought to you by a team of dedicated reporters, will mark the last night for Grace and Levi, the last two puppies from Holly’s Half Dozen that are still at the WCC compound. Tomorrow, Grace will leave to go on to her next assignment, training with her puppy parents and Wounded Warrior trainer. We here at the PNN hope to make this a fun evening filled with celebration and to share the important message of WCC. We’ll begin this evening coverage with a look back at some highlights from the past 14 weeks. If you have a funny story, memorable moment, or special day to share, we want to hear from you!
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PNN update - contrary to what some mistakenly believe there has not been an earthquake in MD. Molly is demonstrating a new technique for keeping puppies(now known as uppies) inside their pen. She has turned the pen on its side and is sticking the uppies to the side of the pen with Velcro(TM). The uppies are disoriented for the time being, but as soon as they figure out they can now walk out of the pen. Stay tuned for our next update on the non-earthquake in MD.
Mittens here. Sending a coded message to "tuxedo" and "sneak": the plan has worked, and better than expected. We have both the pups and the humans upsidown! Mittens out
Sandydogs here reporting for Puparazzi Tonight! on the Puppy News Network. EPWs around the world are tuning in for one last night for puppymania featuring Levi the Lover and Gracie the Girly-Girl. I had a chance to catch up with Levi yesterday at the WCC outside playpen where he had just executed his fourth - that’s right folks – fourth escape of the day. When asked why he kept scaling the fence – he cocked his head and looked at me like I had just asked the dumbest question ever, “well Sandydogs, I’m in training and have to be ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound when my future Wounded Warrior needs my help – I’m pretty good at it aren’t I?” Meanwhile Gracie practiced her “alert bark” to give warning when something is amiss. She’s gotten pretty good at that too. After a busy day of private time visiting with wounded warriors, Levi & Gracie then practiced their anti-gravity moonwalking wrestling much to the delight of confused EPWs - many of who were seen cocking their heads sideways and turning their laptops on their side. Apparently in celebration of their last night together, Levi and Gracie aren’t wasting a single minute sleeping – the puppy pen walls are rocking and were not sure the camera will survive the party. Reporting live from the WCC View Cam, Sandydogs Woof Out.
tens here again. Tuxedo & Sneak - letting you know the experiment worked fine until the humans at the compound intervened. You may have had a chance to get the webcam back so we can get FNN back up and running, but if the humans find the stash and reclaim it for the pups, wait until after dark to execute the rest of the plan. You know what I mean. Mittens out.
PNN - gmm reporting - saboteurs are at work, saboteurs I say. Those Yookanooba people can't stand the competition. Am I ranting, I'm ranting aren't I. I'll take a few minutes to calm down and I'll be back.
PNN - gmm reporting a little more calmly this time. Laura Ashley Home Designs is secretly working behind the scene to recruit Grace. We can all see why, all she needs is about 30 yards of extremely expensive floral and plaid fabrics and Levi will be living like Prince Hairy in the covered wagon. Course with all that fabric he won't be able to get in there. More later, it's time for my pill.
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Sandydogs here reporting for Puparazzi Tonight! on the Puppy News Network. Thrilled to have Scout back at the PNN news desk. Scout, I'm replaying my report from earlier this evening. <<<<< EPWs around the world are tuning in for one last night for puppymania featuring Levi the Lover and Gracie the Girly-Girl. I had a chance to catch up with Levi yesterday at the WCC outside playpen where he had just executed his fourth - that’s right folks – fourth escape of the day. When asked why he kept scaling the fence – he cocked his head and looked at me like I had just asked the dumbest question ever, “well Sandydogs, I’m in training and have to be ready to leap tall buildings in a single bound when my future Wounded Warrior needs my help – I’m pretty good at it aren’t I?” Meanwhile Gracie practiced her “alert bark” to give warning when something is amiss. She’s gotten pretty good at that too. After a busy day of private time visiting with wounded warriors, Levi & Gracie then practiced their anti-gravity moonwalking wrestling much to the delight of confused EPWs - many of who were seen cocking their heads sideways and turning their laptops on their side. Apparently in celebration of their last night together, Levi and Gracie aren’t wasting a single minute sleeping – the puppy pen walls are rocking and were not sure the camera will survive the party. Reporting live from the WCC View Cam, Sandydogs Woof Out. >>>> Back to you Scout at the PNN news desk.
