Fwd: FW: SMS dictionary and many manyyyy sms

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From: Satish Kumar <satis...@inbox.com>
Date: Mar 16, 2006 4:40 PM
Subject: FW: SMS dictionary and many manyyyy sms
To: karth...@rediffmail.com, Mallikarjun <malli...@bijapur.net>, surre...@gmail.com, Raykar Balaji <balaji...@ihs.com>, shre...@inbox.com

 

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From: ananda...@inbox.com
Sent: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 00:58:41 -0800
To: satis...@inbox.com
Subject: SMS dictionary and many manyyyy sms

 

Numeric

:-0 hbtu 0-:  happy birthday to you 
@WRK  At work 
2bctnd  to be continued. 
2d4  to die for 
2g4u  to good for you 
2l8 too late 
2WIMC  To whom it may concern 
4e forever 
4yeo    for your eyes only 
2Ht2Hndl  Too hot to handle. 
 
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AAM   As a matter of fact. 
AB   Ah Bless! 
ADctd2uv   Addicted to Love 
AFAIK   As far as I know 
AKA  Also known as 
ALlWanIsU   All I want is You 
AML  All my love 
ASAP   As soon as possible 
ATB  All the best 
ATW  At the weekend 
AWHFY   Are we having fun yet 
 
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BTW  By the way 
B4 Before 
BBFN   Bye Bye for now. 
BBS   Be back soon 
BBSD   Be back soon darling 
BCNU   Be seein' you 
BF   Boy Friend 
BGWM   Be gentle with me (please) 
BRB  Be right back 

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Cm  Call me
Cu See you
CUIMD See you in my dreams
Cul  See you later
CUL8R  See you later

C
 

Top Dk  Don't know 
Dur?   Do you remember 

Top E2eg   Ear to ear grin 
EOD  End of discussion 
EOL  End of lecture 

Top F?  Friends 
F2F  face to face 
F2T  Free to talk 
FITB  Fill in the Blank 
FYEO  For your eyes only. 
FYA   For your amusement 
FYI   For your information 

 

Top GF  Girlfirend 
GG  Good Game 
GMeSumLuvin  Give me some loving!
Gr8  Great 
GSOH  Good Salary, Own Home 
GTSY  Glad to see you 

Top h2cus   Hope to see you soon 
H8   Hate 
HAGN  Have a good night 
HAND   Have a nice day 
HldMeCls   Hold me close
Ht4U   Hot for You 
H&K   Hugs and Kisses 

Top IDK   I dont know 
IGotUBabe Ive got you Babe 
IIRC   If I recall correctly 
IMHO   In my humble opinion 
IMI   I mean it 
ILU  I love You 
IMBLuv   It must be Love 
IOW   In other words... 
IOU   I owe you 
IUSS   If you say so 

Top J4F   just for fun 
JFK  Just for kicks 
JstCllMe   Just call Me 

Top KC   keep cool 
KHUF  know how you feel 
KIT   Keep in touch 
KOTC   Kiss on the cheek 
KOTL  Kiss on the lips 

Top L8  Late 
L8r   Later 
Lol  laughing out loud 
LTNC   Long time no see 
LtsGt2gthr  Lets get together 
 
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M$ULkeCrZ  Miss you like Crazy! 
M8   mate 
MC  merry Christmas 
MGB  May God Bless 
Mob  Mobile 
MYOB  Mind your own Business 

Top NA  No access 
NC  No comment 
NE  Any
NE1   Anyone
No1   No-One 
NWO  No way out 
 
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O4U only for you 
OIC  Oh, I see. 
OTOH   On the other hand 

Top PPL   People 
PCM  Please call me 
 
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QT  Cutie 
 
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R  Are 
RMB  Ring my Bell 
ROTFL  Roll on the floor laughing 
RU?  Are you? 
RUOK?  Are you Ok? 

Top SC   Stay cool 
SETE  Smiling Ear to Ear 
SO  Significant Other 
SOL  sooner or later 
SME1  Some One 
SRY   Sorry 
SWALK  Sent with a loving Kiss 
SWG  Scientific Wild Guess 

Top T+   Think positive 
T2ul   Talk to you later 
TDTU  Totally devoted to you 
Thx  Thanks 
T2Go  Time to Go 
TIC  Tounge in Cheek 
TMIY  Take me Im yours 
TTFN   Ta ta for now. 
THX40  Thanks for nothing! 
TIC   Tongue in cheek 
TTFN  Ta-Ta For Now! 
TTYL   Talk To You Later 
 
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U  You
UR  Y ou are 
URT1  Your are the one 
U2   You Too 
U4E  Yours For Ever 

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VRI   Very 

V

 

Top W4u   Waiting for you 
WAN2   Want to 
WLUMRyMe   Will you marry Me? 
WRT   With respect to 
WUWH  Wish you were here 
W8  Wait 
WAG  Wild ass guess 
WB  Welcome Back 
WTG   Way to go! 
WUF  Where are you from? 

Top X!   Typical Woman 
X  Kiss 
XclusvlyUrs   Exclusively Yours 

Top Y!   Typical Man 
YBS   You'll be Sorry 

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Z

Zu Zoo

 

 

 

tanhai mein apki yaad aayi,tanhai mitane ko humne 1 cigrate sulgai,par jane kaise qayamat ho gayee ke dhooey ne bhi apki tadvir banayee.

 

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine ho!!

 

Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !

 

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

 

Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

 

Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !

 

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi.

 

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

 

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

 

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

 

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

 

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

 

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

 

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

 

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

 

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

 

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

 

Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota , hur musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota ,milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me ,pur koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

 

Ek Ladka Ladki  ... aha !!Raat Ke Andhere me   ... aha !!Jhaadi ke piche ... aha !!Daba Daba ke ... aha !!Chus Chus ke ... aha !!FROOTI pe rahe the ... aha !! ;-))

 

Yeh jo ladkiyon ke baal hote hain,Ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hain,Khoon chus leti hain ladkon ka sara, tabhi toh inke Honth (lips) laal hote hain.

 

Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.Wife : kyon ?Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai.

 

It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

 

Its not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to make a FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U.

 

Friends Come &amp; Go.... me ??  NEVER !!I'll stay and trouble you as long as I Can. ;-))The Ants are behind You !!   Why ???Bcoz you are so sweet :-).

 

A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

 

Do you like me as I am or do I have to pray GOD to ... Improve your taste ;-)).

 

Positive thinking is like this.A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye &amp; u dont cry.U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.

 

GALILEO: Great Mind.EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.ME : Master Mind.YOU : Never Mind.

 

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked, swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito.

 

kismat kismat ki baat haiaaj din to kal kali raat haikabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat haiyeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai.

 

Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Anewala Pal Jaane Wala Hai,Jitne Ho Sake Utne Sms Bhejdalo.Ek Mahine Baad Phir Se Charge Lagnewala Hai.

 

Barsenge Barsenge Kal Phir SMS barsenge,Tumhari Lakhon Muskaan Ke Khatir,Hum Dedh Rupiya Bhi Karchenge.

 

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain, Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai,Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna, Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

 

Voices by different countries women during sex...USA :   Yeah.....Yeah....UK :  C'mon baby.....India: Uyi Maa...Pak : Bhai Jaan....Dhirese..Ammi Jag Jyegi...

 

Zandu Balm,Zandu Balm,Gote karde Jam,Lund ki Khujli Dur Kare,Chut ko De Aaram,Zandu Balm, Zandu Balm..

 

Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se LageMRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra MilageMOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha TakIODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye

 

Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.."

 

Once a  elephant asked a camel:"Why do u have boobs on ur back?"Camel replied:"thats a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face."

 

Laloo bada chalak hai, 9 bacho ka baap hai,loloo bada nirala hai,Daswe   aanewala hai,ye andar ki baat hai, isme atal ka haath hai....

 

Zindagi mein tum bahut AAGE jaooge....kyunki tum jahan bi jaaoge,log kahenge....................chal chal......AAGE jaa!!

 

Maine poocha chandse ke dekha hein kahin,mere yaar sahaseen,Chand na kaha," Gandu!!!   Itane upar se kya GHANTA dikhega?"

 

Dosti karo collegewali se,Pyar karo officewali se,Programme karo padoswali se,Ankh ladao sali se,love karo dil wali se,aur maar khao Gharwali se....

 

Bekabu hai dil firbhi jiye ja raha hu,khali hai botal firbhi piye ja raha hu,majburi to dekho is dil ki,reply nahin milta,firbhi SMS kiye ja raha hu..

 

Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind.   I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just make

my day. I Love You.  NESCAFE :))

 

When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U, get out of the way you are blocking my view.

 

People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye..   Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)

 

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di;  Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya :))

 

There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses &amp; attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

 

Take My Eyes but let me c u.  Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u.  But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

 

Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one .. it will never be Complete again.Just want you to know you are one of the pieces, I cant afford to lose.

 

Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai.

 

My friend,  the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

 

Que : What is the similarity between Sardar n donkey ???Ans : Both look cute when they are young but they get into transport business when they grew up.

 

Difference between a hen and prostitute? Hen: Cock-a-doodle do. Pros: Any cock will do.

 

GIRL: Doc, my boobs are hard &amp; aching. DOC: Let me see (feels them &amp; makes faces) GIRL: DOC! Is it bad?!! DOC: Not only bad- it's contagious! My dick s hard &amp; Aching!

 

Q. Why do orgasms exist? A. Because, otherwise people wouldn't know when to stop fucking each other!!

 

Woman complaining to dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!" Dentist: Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..!

 

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.

 

A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God, please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

 

AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT, 41 to 55 USED PILLOW, 56 to 65 AIR REMOVED BALLOON.

 

3 Sardar were stroking there cock very fast n hard in restaurant. waitress: What the hell r u doin? Sardar:V r hungry &amp; the menu says "FIRST CUM FIRST SERVE".

 

Newton's 3 laws. 1.Every man has a pole, woman has a hole 2.When pole enters hole, it produces a new soul 3.When hand in motion, it produces lotion.

 

Priest lost his COCK, asked during mass: Any1 got a cock? All men stood up. I mean anyone seen a cock? All women stood up. I meant any1 seen my cock? All nuns stood up.

 

What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker &amp; architect? Judge- Honourable discharge. Banker- Premature withdrawal. Architect- Illegal erection.

 

The 'F' rule:- Find her..., Friend her..., Flirt her..., Finger her..., Fuck her..., Forget her.

Doctor says: A penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, 2 eggs and cream which provides all the nutrients 2 make women healthy.

 

Woman's prayer: Oh holy man, lay down with me on a holy bed, let your holy pole enter my holy hole so that your holy water can produce a holy soul...aaahhh.

 

What is the difference between secretary &amp; private secretary? Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp; private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR.

 

Love is not measured by hugging, kissing &amp; sex, love is respect and trust, accepting person with open legs and closed eyes, wet lips saying "push it more.."

 

Whats the difference btween a microwave oven and a woman? A microwave oven doesn't scream when u put a piece of meat in it.

 

A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

 

What is a kiss? Kiss is an enquiry in the 1st floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

 

What is the height of safe SEX?....... person Masturbating with CONDOM on.

 

Why do women have their breast on top? Because if they had it down, the 'PUSSY' would drink all the milk !

 

Guy says: Remember the 1st time I used alcohol as a substitute for girl. Wat happen? Asked his friend. Guy: Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.

 

5 road signs which best describe female organs 1.deep excavation 2. Slippery when wet 3. Stop on red signal 4. Slow down curves and hump 5. Men at work

 

A guy walks up to a sexy babe n asks her if she would like to take part in a magic trick. She said OK. He says lets go to my place we fuck and then I disappear.

 

Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I Press u in my car. Up above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let me suck u don't feel shy, in the braziers u will die

 

Man walked into ladies toilet. Lady who was inside shouted 'THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN'. The man, unzipping his pants said, 'THIS TOO'!

 

Mobile is the only thing that a man proudly says - Mine is smaller than yours!

 

I Tried Phone Sex Once, But The Holes Were Too Small.

 

Q: Why is the waist called a waist? A: Because anything below the tits &amp; above the pussy is a "waste"!

 

A woman gave birth to 6 babies, on seeing this she got off the hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told u not to do in doggy style."

 

Girl says: Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut. Mom: Is it too small? Girl: No, its salty!!

 

Dear lady subscribers: due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your handsets will vibrate for one hour So keep it in your pussy &amp; enjoy! *Customer Care*

 

God in his wisdom and His love,very often sends His angels down to walk with us.We know them best as Friends.......

 

Introduction is possible anytime,Love is possible sometime.Marriage is possible one time,but a  sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

 

Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent.Unwritten....Unbreakable by distance...Unchangeable by time...

 

C the sky,U will C God's grace;C the rain,U will dance once again;C the moon,U will C the depth of the lake;C the mirror,U will see God's greatest asset.

 

I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,guide u safely through every mile,Grant u wealth,Give u health,And most of all give u strong memoryso u don't 4get me.

 

Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day &amp; gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

 

A friend is a gift, a gift to share.A gift from a package marked handle with care.I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts i received.Take Care.

 

When U are feeling stressed &amp; about to breakdown - my friend,just remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.It's a piece of cake!!!

 

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabetswas a genius, but he made a sillymistake bu keeping "U" &amp; "I" so far.

 

ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

 

Science has proved that sugar dissolves in water.So u please dont get wet in the rain, otherwise i will lose a sweet friend of mine!!!!!!

 

Aam hai Khatte, Angoor hai Meethe, Shayari sunnewale hain   ULLU KE PATTHE

 

  Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, Tandurusti hai wahan  

 

 Telephone- humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun ???

 

 Usne Kaha.. usney kaha, bas itni mulaqat bohaut hai ro ro key kaha, theharo abhi raat bohaut hai aansoo merey thum jaaein, to phir shouq sey jana aisey mein kahan jaogey, barsaat bohaut hai

 

 Laajawaab Shayri.... tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi. sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi

 

 Pyaar Nahin... Har baat ka matlab inkaar nahin hota, Har jagah par baithana intezaar nahin hota, Yun to milti hai hazaron se nazrein, Har nazar ka milna pyaar nahin hota.

 

 Tajmahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imarat banaunga, Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi, tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga.

 

 Zindagi Ka Itihaas....... tujhse zindagi bhar pyar karne ka armaan hai mera, mujhe bhool mat jaana, ki main ban jaun itihaas tumhara.

 

 AANSU....... AANSUO SE PALKE BHIGO LETA HOON YAAD TERI AATI HAI TO RO LETA HOON   SOCHA KI BHOOLA DOO TUJHE MAGAR

 HAR BAAR FAISLA BADAL DETA HOON

 

 Loot Liya Husn Walon Ne......  Aur bhi bahut si cheezain loot chu-ki hai dil ke  saath Ye bataya Doston ne Ishq furmane ke baad Is liye Kumrey ki ek-ek cheez "Check" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se Pehle, ek tere jaane ke Baad"

 

 Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya

 

  Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.

 

  Kahi Dhoop Kahi Chaao kahi dhoop kahi chaao Kaao Kaao Kaao

 

 Shishi Bhari Gulab Ki.. Shishi Bhari Gulab ki.. Pathar Se Tod Du Tumse Achha koi Mile to Tumko Chhod doon.

 

behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.but behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man

 

an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.you name pls. " abdul aziz "sex? " six times a week!! "no, no, I mean male or female! "doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! "

 

 what makes a happy man?daughter on the cover of cosmo.son on the cover of sports illustratedmistress on the cover of playboyand .... wife on the cover of  " missing persons "

 

 teacher:     what do you want to become?li'l Johnny:   doctor !!teacher:     why?lj:    coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay  for it

 

 woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair

accordingly.

 

old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. the engraver shortened it to   " RETURNED UNOPENED "

 

a kid asked the priest  " father, what is your pastime? "the priest tapped the kid ' s shoulder and replied "Nun, my child, nun "

 

75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.on their first night both were crying. why???coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything

 

Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi, pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!

 

Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down gently .......... that's the right way of

washing the glass!!!!!

 

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

 

Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!"

 

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

 

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.

 

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

 

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

 

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