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From: LiXi <cherrya...@hotmail.com>
Date: 2009/10/29
Subject: [ChaX]- 老外再问你以下问题……就让他一次囧个够
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老外再问你以下问题……就让他一次囧个够
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys a s human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibe t back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what ; do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.
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