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RH
Feb 2, 2012, 7:02:24 AM2/2/12
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It must be no to Devomax
Posted on February 2, 2012
Robert Henderson
The leader of the Scots Numpty Party (SNP) Alex Salmond has a secret
love. He has a long-time partner Independence , but also a
burgeoning affair with the siren Devomax. No, this not a relative
of the cyber personality Max Headroom, although it is just as
artificial and improbable a creation.
Like all lovers with two mistresses who know of the others existence
the SNP leader has been drifting into a fevered incoherence as he
tries to keep both the objects of his affection satisfied. Only the
other day he said that if Scotland votes for independence it will
still be part of the UK: “That union, that United Kingdom if you
like, would be maintained after Scottish political
independence.” (http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/
i_still_want_to_be_in_uk_says_alex_salmond_1_ 2085533)
Exactly what finery Miss Devomax should be clothed in when he
finally presents her to the world, Master Salmond has not
crystallised even in his own mind, but he knows that her garb would
indubitably involve a skirt of full fiscal autonomy. As Scotland
under the reign of Mistress Devomax would be technically part of the
UK, her political clothes would also mean keeping the Queen as head
of state, continuing to use the Pound and sharing defence, foreign
affairs, EU membership and the servicing of the National Debt and
all other financial obligations in the UK including Foreign Aid.
(Strangely, when speaking of his ever less secret love, the SNP
leader always omits to mention the “servicing of the National Debt
and all other financial obligations in the UK”). In short , it would
be Home Rule more or less.
Read more at http://englandcalling.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/it-must-be-no-to-devomax/
Posted on February 2, 2012
Robert Henderson
The leader of the Scots Numpty Party (SNP) Alex Salmond has a secret
love. He has a long-time partner Independence , but also a
burgeoning affair with the siren Devomax. No, this not a relative
of the cyber personality Max Headroom, although it is just as
artificial and improbable a creation.
Like all lovers with two mistresses who know of the others existence
the SNP leader has been drifting into a fevered incoherence as he
tries to keep both the objects of his affection satisfied. Only the
other day he said that if Scotland votes for independence it will
still be part of the UK: “That union, that United Kingdom if you
like, would be maintained after Scottish political
independence.” (http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/
i_still_want_to_be_in_uk_says_alex_salmond_1_ 2085533)
Exactly what finery Miss Devomax should be clothed in when he
finally presents her to the world, Master Salmond has not
crystallised even in his own mind, but he knows that her garb would
indubitably involve a skirt of full fiscal autonomy. As Scotland
under the reign of Mistress Devomax would be technically part of the
UK, her political clothes would also mean keeping the Queen as head
of state, continuing to use the Pound and sharing defence, foreign
affairs, EU membership and the servicing of the National Debt and
all other financial obligations in the UK including Foreign Aid.
(Strangely, when speaking of his ever less secret love, the SNP
leader always omits to mention the “servicing of the National Debt
and all other financial obligations in the UK”). In short , it would
be Home Rule more or less.
Read more at http://englandcalling.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/it-must-be-no-to-devomax/
Nkosi (ama-ecosse)
Feb 2, 2012, 8:03:42 AM2/2/12
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in a fantasy world with fantasy medical practioners, obviously the
girls refused to play doctor/nurse with you when you were a child. The
United Kingdom can only cease to exist if the Scottish People choose
some other for their ruling Monarch as under Scots Law (The Rulng Law
in Scotland) they can choose to do. If they so choose to keep Auntie
Lizzie but vote for an indepenent parliament then the UK will remain
as such but the political union of parliaments would be redundant. Now
go back to your fantasy world and leave the grown uos to take care of
the serious stuff.
Nkosi
HardySpicer
Feb 2, 2012, 3:13:05 PM2/2/12
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pun intended). Your Nurse will eb along soon with your medication.
Hardy
Paul C
Feb 3, 2012, 2:02:19 PM2/3/12
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On Feb 2, 12:02 pm, RH <anywhere...@gmail.com> wrote:
> It must be no to Devomax
>
>
As Scotland
> under the reign of Mistress Devomax would be technically part of the
> UK, her political clothes would also mean keeping the Queen as head
> of state, continuing to use the Pound and sharing defence, foreign
> affairs, EU membership and the servicing of the National Debt and
> all other financial obligations in the UK including Foreign Aid.
> (Strangely, when speaking of his ever less secret love, the SNP
> leader always omits to mention the “servicing of the National Debt
> and all other financial obligations in the UK”).
> Read more athttp://englandcalling.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/it-must-be-no-to-devomax/
> under the reign of Mistress Devomax would be technically part of the
> UK, her political clothes would also mean keeping the Queen as head
> of state, continuing to use the Pound and sharing defence, foreign
> affairs, EU membership and the servicing of the National Debt and
> all other financial obligations in the UK including Foreign Aid.
> (Strangely, when speaking of his ever less secret love, the SNP
> leader always omits to mention the “servicing of the National Debt
> and all other financial obligations in the UK”).
Has Rab got a job with the Department of the Blindingly Obvious?
Actually that's a ridiculous question.
Rab ... a job??!!
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