help me write some spam

[Mark Foster]

I mean really spammy sounding spam, that's so obviously spam that it passes
the boundaries of bad spam into the realms of kitsch.
e.g. One I nicked from some spammer on the old yahoo indie music site;

Hello all.....
Just found this new act on mp3.com....
I played a few tracks from Mark 'the legend' Foster, and I was BLOWN
AWAY!....this bloke (from Wales) really knows how to lay it down!
Sorry for the babble, but it's been a long time since I was so taken by a
bloke that I knew so little about...I recommend it to everyone...

It's not easy to write something that sounds so spammy you know. Oh, I
forgot to say "this guy rocks 24/7!!!"

anyways, I've finally got the hang of cubase so the last few tracks I've
uploaded sound half decent. I'm particularly proud of Funky Monkeys
http://www.mp3.com/MarkFoster

All the breast,
Mark 'the legend' Foster