WARNING FROM THE BROTHERHOOD
(AP) This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States
that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt, Libya, and
other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off
America 's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service representatives.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any
more presidents.