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Oct 23, 2009, 10:12:57 AM10/23/09
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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak."


And now read this....

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his
talk he offers question time. One little
boy puts up his hand andGeorge asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you
President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right
question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'
'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you
President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to
Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did
the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f**k
happened to Billy?'



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