--- On Tue, 22/9/09, S Ramya Srinivasan05 <Ramya_Sri...@infosys.com> wrote:
From: S Ramya Srinivasan05 <Ramya_Sri...@infosys.com>
Subject: FW: Hahahahahahahahahaha
To:
Date: Tuesday, 22 September, 2009, 11:03 AM
Thanks & Regards !!!
Ramya Srinivasan
Systems Integration (SI)
MCity | Chennai
From: Hema S02
Sent: Tuesday, September 22, 2009 10:15 AM
To: appura...@gmail.com; thambi; C Vigneshwari; S Ramya Srinivasan05;
Savitha Chandru; Gayathri Mohan Raj
Subject: FW: Hahahahahahahahahaha
While
visiting India , George Bush is
invited to tea with Abdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam  what his
leadership philosophy is.
He
says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.
Bush
asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam.
"Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says,
"Mr.
Prime Minister, please answer this question:
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who
is it?"
Manmohan
immediately responds,
"It's
me, Sir !"
"Correct.
Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did
you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be
using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington , decides
he'd better put Condoleezza Rice  to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder
if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your
father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get
back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over
the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer...
Finally, in desperation, Rice calls
Colin Powell 
and
explains the problem.
"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much
relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and
exclaims,
"I know the answer, sir! I know who it is!
It's our Colin Powell!"
And Bush
replies in disgust, "Wrong,
it's Manmohan
Singh!"
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With Regards
Hema
S.
Banking
and Capital Marketing
MCity|Chennai.
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