I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken?
I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet?
I can fix that!
I need some of these….
Electrical problem?
I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen?
I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight?
I can fix that!
Can't afford a real GPS?
I can fix that!
No ice chest?
I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen?
I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country?
I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain?
I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out?
I can fix that!
What is this?
Display rack falling over?
I can fix that!
Tires worm out?
I fixed that.
Might be a little hard to steer.
Exhaust pipe dragging?
I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
I actually think that’s ingenious.
Out of diapers? I can fix that!
Speechless……