I never liked Mickey Mouse Clubhouse even when I wore younger man's clothes. It just never piqued my interest. I found it very annoying and babyish compared to some of Mickey and the gang's other outings. However, it recently came to my attention that the show was finally airing its official series finale.
The finale was intended to end both the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and Roadster Racers franchises all in one go. Needless to say, I was very excited to see it. I mean yeah sure I hate both programs. but seeing them finally come to an end will be like Christmas in July. So I decided I would watch it.
When it came time for the finale, I sat down on my sofa, with a bowl of Fruit Loops, and got ready for some cringe worthy action from everyone's least favorite mouse. The promo which normally tells us what show is going to be on next, instead said this rather chilling message. "Don't watch this appalling cartoon. Watch something else!"
"Whatever, it's probably nothing", I said as I began browsing on my phone when a loud noise came erupting through the television. Mickey walked up the path to greet the viewer as he normally did, but when he got to the screen, and said "Well hey everybody, it's me Mickey Mouse!" The audio just cut, and when it came back the language was German. Mickey kept talking, and the intro continued like normal. However one thing was noticeably different, none of the other characters were present during the role call, and the clubhouse looked completely wrecked as if a train had crashed into it.
The episode title then came on screen, and it read "Mickey Loses Everything." Only it was read by someone who sounded like they've been smoking for over 9000 years. It started with Mickey sneaking around the clubhouse. He turned to the viewer, and said thankfully no longer in German, "oh hey everybody didn't see you there!" Only his voice sounded nothing at all like Mickey no it sounded like a man who had been smoking for 240 years. "I'm playing hide and seek with Donald again..." Mickey continued, "and I think I can hear him hiding in the bedroom. Come on let's take a look." Mickey said as he crept his way over to the bedroom which they had in the clubhouse for some odd reason.
Mickey opened the door only to find, and I'm not even joking here, Minnie & Mortimer making out. I nearly gagged as Mortimer looked like my local bishop. "What the hell is going on here!?" Mickey yelled but this time it was in his normal voice. Minnie and Mortimer immediately stopped what they were doing before and looked back were Mickey was. "Mickey I'm sorry but I think we should get a divorce. I mean all you do is play with Toodles in the clubhouse.." Minnie said.
"Mickey first of all, you don't have any friends, second, there's no people watching us who can help you with your problems, and thirdly, why not try and solve your own problems for a change?" Minnie asked while Mickey sunk to his knees and started crying.
I started losing it, I mean seriously, Mickey deserves to be kicked out for being such an insufferable douche. Whatever, the episode then showed a live action clip of a man crying, and kicking his pet dog. "Animal abuse much?" I asked myself.
The episode came back to show Mickey in a courtroom with Goofy serving as his lawyer. The judge who looked like Abraham Lincoln yelled, "Mickey Mouse for being such an insufferable asshole, I'm giving everything you own, including your clubhouse, and other assets to your wife and her partner. Also, I'm putting you in the electric chair because that's how much this court hates you. It's a cruel world but it's our world." he said as he threw his hammer down signalling that the case was closed.
The episode then showed Mickey getting into the electric chair with Principal Mazur from A Goofy Movie serving as his executioner. Mazur looked at me with big red eyes, and said "Don't let your wife cheat on you, or you'll end up in the electric chair! Any final words?" Mickey only replied with "I hate what Minnie has done to my entire life. Really, I hate it." The executioner pulled the lever, and Mickey died instantly from the electrocution, and the episode ended with the credits which had all the characters dancing around Mickey's burnt corpse.
Suddenly, another loud noise took me out of my thoughts, as the credits ended, and changed to a post credit scene showing Satan smoking a cigar. He looked at the screen, and said in a British accent, "This episode was pretty rad. But if you laugh you go to Hell before ya die!"
"WHAT!?" I yelled at the top of my lungs. I needed some answers. I tried to call Disney, but got no answer. I tried calling 9-9-9 but again no answer. I think I see something outside my window. It's Mickey Mouse, and he does not look happy. He looks down right pissed off. He has Satan and Principal Mazur with him.
This might sound crazy, but I am going to go outside to speak to them. Ask if they want a cup of tea and stuff like that. Also, Mickey looks like he wants to show me something, Satan has a basket ball, and Mazur has an electric chair. If this story ends here then assume the worst, but if not then I'll tell you how it went.
you can find whole episodes on youtube, though I've never checked for mickey mouse, we do the backyardigans here... but I go to a site called savevid.com, put the youtube url in and it downloads it. I've done this numerous times, and sometimes the show is whole, or split up. you can download the seperate segments. It may not be the best quality, but it is free. She doesnt seem to mind if they are segments, just as long as I put the next one on quickly.
If you grew up in the mid 2000s, then are you probably familiar with a little show called Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. You probably also know what it's about as well, so i'm not going to recap the synopsis. The show itself was a massive success and was the first CGI Disney show to be aimed at preschoolers, not teenagers.
It was cancelled back in 2016 because apparently, Mickey retired and wanted a new life instead of living in his old clubhouse. I don't blame him, to be honest. If i were to live in the same house for over 10 years, I would really want to move out but i couldn't because most houses cost over $100. After the show ended, Disney relied on crappy teen sitcoms and musicals aimed at specifically one gender.
Anyway, This story takes place a few weeks back. I was still suffering from the trauma i had with the Bob the Builder lost pilot episode i watched 3 years prior and i still have vague memories of watching my very first lost episode. I want to forget about of it, but my mind keeps playing these demented episodes on repeat. It's just hard for me to think! i couldn't even think about my favourite things anymore.
I was searching up on youtube for some good, funny videos to watch because i was so bored. My parents were on vacation and my siblings were in summer school, so i was man of the house for a few months. I was just watching Tom Scott. You know, the guy who's really into English and makes videos about Grammar that are really entertaining. I was watching some of his older, non nerdy videos until i came across something across the page which had the title of:
I started to get really nervous, so nervous that i started to hyperventilate a lot. I kept having memories of Pingu: Uncut, the scene of Pingu gutting Robbie in front of his class is still stuck in my mind even after 7 years. I thought about it. I didn't really want to get scared at all, mostly due to it being 6:00 PM in the evening.
The episode started off with a normal intro. With the narrator doing the role call and stuff like that. However, the theme was distorted and the narrator's voice was muffled. I was amazed that Mickey and the Gang could actually hear him.
When Mickey entered the Clubhouse, he flipped the switch which led to absolutely nothing happening. He flipped it a few more times. Still, nothing was happening. The song started to die out and the screen went static for a little while. Then it faded to the first scene of the episode.
The animation was really choppy while still being in CGI, and some of it even looked like one of those bad drawings a little kid made for his/her mother to put up on her wall. The pancakes looked stale and not at all delicious, yet Mickey engulfed them like no tomorrow.
Unfortunately, it did and it generated a massive flamethrower. Donald duck screamed in terror, he tried to run away but he was pulled backwards. It threw flames at the poor ol' duck and before you knew it, Donald duck was burning to a crisp. He screamed and screamed as this was happening but unfortunately, nobody could hear him. His burnt corpse was soon buried underground right next to the Clubhouse.
They found Pluto and they started pulling him by the nose, Pluto was then swung around multiple times before being thrown onto the ground. He tried to bark and sniff at it. He then attempted to sit on it which didn't last long, as there was a bullet launched right through his stomach. No blood was present however, he just fainted to the ground. Not panting anymore.
I was sickened at what i had just watched. Despite not any blood being present in the episode, i was still appalled and shocked. I decided not to message Disney, as their response to my email would be quite lame and predictable.
This is a full list of episodes from the Playhouse Disney/Disney Junior original series, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.Season 1 has the Mousekedoer song's original lyrics. Seasons 2-4 have the Mousekedoer song's new lyrics heard in Disney-MGM Studios before it became Disney's Hollywood Studios and the one in Playhouse Disney Live on Tour. In the beginning of season three Disney announced that Mickey Mouse Clubhouse was renewed for a fourth season, set to air on Disney Junior in the summer of 2012. Season 4 contains 26 episodes.[1] According to Bill Farmer, the voice actor for Goofy and Pluto, the recording of dialogue for new episodes has ceased.[2]
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