To all married guys out there .. !!!! he he he

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nateshprab...@accenture.com

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Aug 19, 2010, 6:51:00 AM8/19/10
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Ha ha ha…..

Life 2.0 installed with Fun 10.0

 

Cheers,

 Natesh.

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To all married guys out there .. !!!! he he he

From: rajala...@steria.co.in [mailto:rajala...@steria.co.in]
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 6:00 PM
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Subject: Fw: FW:

 

 


To all married Gals and Guys…


A woman(Software professional) writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct
slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which
operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0%20and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
          _______ _________ _________ _________ _________
_________ _________ _________


 

 





Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We
recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!
 

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