Haruhi Suzumiya Bunny Girl

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Walberto Kennedy

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Aug 3, 2024, 4:08:45 PM8/3/24

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A month into the school year, Haruhi Suzumiya decides that the SOS Brigade needs a computer in their clubroom. She blackmails the Computer Research Society into giving her a computer and running a LAN cable between their clubrooms for Internet access by forcing their president's hand onto Mikuru Asahina's breast and taking photos, threatening to use them as evidence of sexual harassment. Despite this, Asahina is unwilling to quit the SOS Brigade. She says that she's worried about Nagato's presence and flirts with Kyon, telling him to call her by her given name, and later asks if he'd be willing to marry her if no one else would.

Despite his objections to the SOS Brigade's aimlessness, Kyon finds himself eagerly showing up for each meeting. At one meeting, Haruhi produces a policy statement for the SOS Brigade, stating their goal as investigating paranormal phenomena. She forces Asahina into a bunny girl costume. Haruhi and Asahina, both in costume, hand out fliers about the SOS Brigade at the main gate. Teachers put a stop to this and the girls are given detention. The incident makes the SOS Brigade the talk of the school, but prompts no emails to the SOS Brigade about paranormal mysteries. Haruhi expresses frustration at this, but Kyon is convinced that Haruhi is intelligent enough to realize that it's unrealistic to expect to find paranormal mysteries in this way, and that her behavior is motivated by unfocused adolescent energy. After she leaves, Nagato asks Kyon if he has read the book. He says no and Nagato tells him to read it as soon as he gets home.

Kyon arrives home and skims through the book. A bookmark falls out with a request to meet at the park across from Kouyo Station at 7 PM written on it. He rides to meet Nagato. She confirms she waited yesterday as well. She leads him to her apartment, where she lives alone. She says that she arranged the meeting to tell him that she and Haruhi are not normal humans, and that she is an alien created by the Data Integration Thought Entity for the purpose of making contact with organic life forms.