Back when Teach The Controversy was a Serious
Political Issue, the Flying Spaghetti Monster became the Internet
Atheists' favorite meme of 2006. in general. Now, the prophecies
foretold by Pastafarian High Priests have come true, as researchers have
finally found the FSM amongst the blackest depths of our ocean. The
scientists claim that this is actually a jellyfish relative known as "bathyphysa
conifera," and not a sentient deity of flour, egg, stewed tomatoes and
meatballs. But that's what they want you to think.
"Let’s live on the planet as if we intend to stay."
