An actual calculus joke!

[John Gear]

The Cheezy Joke!

My math student and friend, Kevin Maker, relayed this one to me. I adapted it to make it cheezy:

In infinite number of Cheezy Friends walk into a cheese bar. The first one orders a pound of Organic Raw Cheddar. The second one orders a half pound. The third one orders a quarter pound. The cheese monger says "Forget it! Here's two pounds!" Get it?

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Begin forwarded message:

From: "Kate Humiston, Full Circle Creamery" <ka...@fullcirclecreamery.com>

Subject: NEW: Certified Organic Raw Cheddar!

Date: May 14, 2014 at 12:27:29 PM PDT

To: John Gear <Jo...@JohnGearLaw.com>

Reply-To: "Kate Humiston, Full Circle Creamery" <ka...@fullcirclecreamery.com>

Check out our new logo! View this email in your browser Greetings Cheezy Friends! I hope you enjoying the May Flowers that the April Showers brought. I got my first taste of local hothouse strawberries last week. Mmmm! Just checking in to let you know about some changes that Full Circle Creamery has made. We had Ian from Oxygenesis redesign our new logo due to trademark issues. We now make the brand "Independence Cheese". Doncha love it?! We just released ourCertified Organic Raw Cheddar & Smoked Raw Cheddar! We celebrated becoming Organic Processors back in October and now the cheese is aged and ready! Our Sharp Raw Cheddar and Raw Diablo are made with the same Organic, Grass-Fed Cows milk so enjoy them all! You can also find our Herb Cheddar, Smoked Herb Cheddar, and 1-Year Smoked Cheddar, all made with pasteurized Lochmead Milk in storesaround the Willamette Valley. Cheezy Recipe! This recipe for Cheezy Baked Potato Soup was submitted by Wendee Williams of Stayton, Oregon where you can now find our cheese at the Roth's Fresh Market. She uses ingredients from the 3 basic food groups: cheese, cream, and bacon. Check it out>> Where'd the Cheese Go? Folks are asking "Where's your mozzarella?" Well... Brian and I are working hard to build a new cheese factory so that we can bring back the fresh mozz, curds, and smoked mozzarella. We think we may have found a building close to our house, but there is a lot of details to figure out. We will keep you posted.   The Cheezy Joke! My math student and friend, Kevin Maker, relayed this one to me. I adapted it to make it cheezy: In infinite number of Cheezy Friends walk into a cheese bar. The first one orders a pound of Organic Raw Cheddar. The second one orders a half pound. The third one orders a quarter pound. The cheese monger says "Forget it! Here's two pounds!" Get it? Yours in every cheezy whey, Kate Copyright © 2014 Full Circle Creamery, All rights reserved. You are receiving this email because you either met me at a cheese tasting and signed up or you signed up on our website. Our mailing address is: Full Circle Creamery PO Box 272 Independence, OR 97351 Add us to your address book unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences