Spamarama Results

[Rob "M.O.E." Borja]

If you see our own Chris "Spam Boy" Bjornson in the halls, be
sure to congratulate him. At this weekend's Spamarama, Spam Boy
won third place in the Spam Put competition, hurling a slimy brick
of the famed potted meat about 20 yards. Next year, Chris has
vowed to enter the Spam Cram, the speed eating of an entire brick
of Spam. The winner this year ate the Spam in 64 seconds. Remember
Chris, you must hold the Spam in for eight seconds after finishing
the Spam to win.

My own personal favorites from the recipe competition were Spam
Rangoon, Spam Smores, and chocolate covered Spamcake.

Rob

[Willy Pat Krishock]

"Rob \"M.O.E.\" Borja" <lpj...@bongo.cc.utexas.edu> wrote:
>

Rob,

Please enlighten the casual reader. What does M.O.E. stand for?

[Christopher "Spam Boy" Bjornson]

Yes Rob, I will be entering the Spam Cram next year. My strategy
will be eat the entire Spam brick in one bite. You will know
successfully completed this endeavor because I will be at Brack
having my stomach pumped.

Will you be entering the Spam Smear?

I also think you should make a motion at the next GPAC meeting to
make SPAM the official food of GPAC.

[Rob "M.O.E." Borja]

It is my proposal for renaming our degree. As you know, we will
be receiving at some point a Master of Public Affairs (MPAff) degree.
Since the school stresses a skilled generalist approach and promotes
that idea a great deal, I have come up with a new title for the
degree. MOE stands for Master Of Everything.

Rob

p.s. I am glad that you are welcoming PUNTANG to the LBJ community.
I know we've talked about the need for such a group. Yes, LBJ needs
PUNTANG. I am glad that men will be accepted into the group. I'm
sure the men of LBJ welcome PUNTANG.

[Rob "M.O.E." Borja]

No, I will not be entering the Spam Smear. I plan is to enter the
cooking contest. My current plans are for a lovely cocktail called
a Spamarita or a Pecan-Spam Pie. I think a more appropriate food
for GPAC would be calf fries.

Rob

[Eichenauer]

I think it's great that the two latest additions to the student
organization lineup ar MUFF and PUNTANGG.

In the name of true gender equality, however, we proudly announce
the formation of a new organization:

SCHLONG

(Students Calling for Hector to Liberate us from Oppressive
National Government)

--Eichenauer

[Buck]

I was a participant in the Spam-olympics last year, failing to
qualify for the finals in the Spam toss.

I can promise you now that should Mr. Bjornson enter the Spam
cram, I'll be there heading up the LBJ cheering section.

CRAM IT CHRIS, CRAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!