Hyde Park Hostage Crisis
Eichenauer
From the Office of the Vice President, MUFF
MUFF President Willy Pat Krishock is right. Mr. Eichenauer has been
feeling a bit strange lately. The President is also correct to
question whether Albert Hannah is really concerned about his current
predicament. It appears that he is not.
Therefore, MUFF has cancelled all plans to intervene on Mr. Hannah's
behalf or to contract any other party to do so. The funds previously
allocated toward the proposed rescue mission will now be used to
finance a much-needed vacation in Cancun for Mr. Eichenauer, so that
he may regain his sanity before resuming his duties as Vice President.
Willy Pat Krishock <lpj...@bongo.cc.utexas.edu> wrote:
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> Christopher Bjornson <lpk...@bongo.cc.utexas.edu> wrote:
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> > Y'all are only acting because you are afraid to have Ann Richards
> > bumperstickers taping your mouths shut.
> >
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> Actually, the VP has started his own coup, and is acting strangely.
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> What the real question is here is "Does Al care?"