Top 10 reasons to resign from the Final Daze
Don Meyer
1. Fed up with paying copying charges.
2. Really, Really liked Andrea for president.
3. Thought poor writing style of paper would hamper obtaining job with NY
Times.
4. If you did not resign, then people might think you really do work for the
Final Daze.
5. Realized ethical problem of ghost writing while sitting in Jordon's class.
6. Mad when your econometric analysis was rejected by other editors.
7. Thought professors dating students might be a cool idea.
8. Thought Daze needed to be more critical, negative, and cynical.
9. Finally figured out how to get into lbj.forum on Netscape.
10. Finally had an enjoyable "date."
By the way, this is a message for the dirty imposters. Please do
send messages with my address. I know this is sooo cute to do, but
please don't.