Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
Ron Kobe
1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2. Amnesia -- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4. Bipolar Disorder (Manic Episode) -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House
And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And
Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And.......
5. Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6. Paranoid -- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7. Borderline Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, You Better
not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
8. Antisocial Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting You On an
Open Fire
9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10. Agoraphobia -- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
But Wouldn't Leave My House
11. Alzheimer's Disease/Senile Dementia -- Walking In a
Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder -- I Saw Mommy Kissing
Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
13. Social Anxiety Disorder -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14. Attention Deficit Disorder -- We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's ! Snowing !!!
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