What’s the song and dance about?
One again I’m compelled to preface what I have to say by referencing Man Friday’s relationship to Her Majesty’s English as was quoted by J. M. Coetzee in the preface to his 2003 Nobel Lecture in Literature:
He and His Man
But to return to my new companion. I was greatly delighted with him, and made it my business to teach him everything that was proper to make him useful, handy, and helpful; but especially to make him speak, and understand me when I spoke; and he was the aptest scholar there ever was.
— Daniel Defoe, Robinson Crusoe
It is not an inescapable colonial legacy, but it is the same kind of convenient language utility – utility of language and some of the attendant chest-beating and often unwarranted braggadocio about that kind of aptest scholarship that is the fate of British post-colonial Africa, and the subject matter of this response.
British post-colonial Africa is a broad sweep - everyone here and out there is included, although – and there’s lots of evidence of this, that the pomp and circumstantial/utilitarian usefulness of Her Majesty’s lingo is most excruciatingly true of post-colonial Nigeria, more accurately post-Nobel laureate Soyinka’s distinguished Swedish Academy Award – and the pernicious effects that Nigeria’s premier man of letters as the chosen role-model and inspiration is still exerting on his disciples, followers, imitators, mimic-men and others who dedicate their lives to following in his linguistic footsteps, to the irritation of others and that includes someone as humble and as nondescript as myself, therefore the irritation when condescension wants to ascribe to me a conscious or unconscious discipleship that I do not aspire to accept - not even as a left-hand compliment – since neither Soyinka nor Achebe has influenced me that much; as Mr Soyinka himself told me in 1979 before he boarded the bus to Arlanda, in Stockholm, when I promised him the Nobel Prize would soon be in his prized possession and he humbly replied, “ I also have my favourites” ( for the prize ) - just as my favourites are many – and that’s why I cringe at the thought of anyone unnecessarily being “complicatingly Soyinka-like” and of course, in that case, would much prefer the ”soothingly Achebeic”.
From, the pantheon of English Literature – and this is between me and my conscience, there are a great many other candidates to choose from and personally, deserting Orwell, I should prefer to wrest someone as uncomplicatedly and uncompromisingly straightforward and as simple as Bertrand Russell who was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1950, I guess mostly for the genre known as autobiography to which Wole Soyinka and Toyin Falola are no later, strangers. As to simplicity of style and diction, Russell’s The Problems of Philosophy which I read in both my first and final year philosophy class, speaks for itself, to the extent that even a twelve-year-old Swede who has English as a foreign language can read and understand everything he says there – whereas if an over-ambitious Soyinka disciple with or without a philosophical brain or some big grammar persona of the baga-baga tribe were to cover the same subject matter then the whole thing (Russell’s The Problems of Philosophy) would be irretrievably made more deliberately complicated by their own personal – oh so personal big grammar by the time they were through with their latest attempt at making Her Majesty’s English and themselves Great Again - in the eyes of both their intellectual minions and superiors.
Good conscience, simplicity and depth of thought come together in this sentence from Oga Olusegun Obasanjo, my Egba brother and pastor who said,
“God will never forgive me if I support Atiku for President”
That was some direct, uncomplicated straight talk.
I have not distributed my time unwisely (as in an exam where time flies fast before you’ve got to 2nd of the five points you have in mind.) The above preamble is to this one simple thing that I want to point out, and it’s from the very first paragraph of Moses Ochonu’s “Historicizing the Soft Racism in Campbell’s Pro-Buhari Image Laundering” – I have read no further than the first paragraph and what he says there really stabbed me in the eye. I don’t need to read further to emphasise the point I’m making if the drift that follows is subordinated to Ochonu’s opening paragraph.
First of all, Kperogi did not in any way whatsoever “debunk” what Ambassador John Campbell said, therefore any praise-singing verses that Kperogi “compellingly debunked” that which was not debunkable or debunked, is mere wishful thinking is superfluous, unnecessary, untrue, and unsubstantiated.
Ambassador John Campbell merely issued a simple statement of fact:
In simple, straightforward English Ambassador John Campbell informs us that the Department of State or the Department of Justice does not usually say that there is an investigation underway, and in this case has certainly not done so.
He adds, very cautiously, that,
“President Muhammadu Buhari appears to have little personal interest in money, lives simply, and is rarely accused of personal corruption. But that his inner circle is corrupt is a widely held trope in southern Nigeria. The upper reaches of his administration is almost entirely made up of Muslims from the north, often with personal connections to the president. In a country where it is commonly believed that half of the population is Christian and half is Muslim, the overwhelmingly Muslim character of the Buhari government encourages those opposed to the president, especially among Christians in the south, to believe that his inner circle is corrupt.”
This is what Messer Kperogi and Ochonu want to make a song and dance about, in another futile round or merry-go-round, no doubt trying to make another mountain out of their molehill – in fulfilment of what Baba Kadiri told me, that Kperogi is fond or trying to make chickens our of chicken feathers. Cheers!
Seal: Crazy
To be continued
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I am also reacting to the same document by Ambassador Campbell that I read – and read between the lines.
I still haven’t read beyond Ochonu’s first paragraph which is a response to Ambassador Campbell’s notice, but will do so after I post this.
I don’t know whether or not Messrs Kperogi & Ochonu’s concerted two-pronged attack (you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours) is part of a general disenchantment with the Trump administration’s handling of the race issue in the United States and by extension what the paranoid Kperogi & Ochonu intuit as a similar racist approach to the politics of corruption in President Trump’s “shithole countries”, as the USA’s often crude, vulgar, foul-mouthed, hussy-grabbing President has thought fit to contemptuously refer to countries of the African Continent and Diasporas.
In that case, it could be payback time from some of Africa’s irate intelligentsia and understandably others among the disenchanted would like to join in given the slightest reason for doing so. Otherwise, how can it be, that a simple statement simply made is no longer the truth, but has to be complicated, distorted, disparaged, and then attacked, abused, and accused ( of racism)?
How can it be that a seasoned diplomat like Ambassador John Campbell points at a truth, a generally held, common perception and the brothers Kperogi & Ochonu should unwisely choose to diagnose it as “RACISM”?
Mind you I don’t refer Kp & Oc as “ Bonnie & Clyde“, nor should we refer to them as The Brothers Karamazov featuring the fictional return of Jesus, which should normally presage the end of all unrighteousness/ corruption and a return to the normalcy that was the Garden of Eden. Ambassador John Campbell merely restated what is common knowledge in Nigeria and diaspora and for giving the innocent until proven guilty the benefit of the doubt he is now being tarred and feathered a “racist”.
But if Ambassador Campbell were to say just 1% of what the also, foul-mouthed Kperogi and his abysmally ignorant, geriatric vermin have said about President Buhari and many, many other prominent Nigerians, then, God forbid, the aforementioned Ambassador would have been roundly accused of “racism”.
So, there are things that Chinua Achebe and Wole Soyinka can say what the heck they like about Nigerians and corruption without being accused of racism, but when an American diplomat says he doesn’t know, it’s a free for all to call him a racist?
In deference to diplomatic protocol even a former Swedish or Ghanaian or Danish Ambassador to Nigeria will not in any official capacity come out to openly state that such and such stinks of corruption. It would cause some offence. It could even be a violation of good manners or diplomatic hypocrisy.
Please examine Ambassador Campbell’s statement once more and kindly point out whatever racism you think is on display there. Here is what he wrote:
Pointblank News is reporting that the U.S. Departments of State and Justice are investigating Sabiu 'Tunde' Yusuf, Sarki Abba, Mamman Daura, Ismaila Isa Funtua, and his son Abubakar Funtua for money laundering in the United Arab Emirates and the United Kingdom. Most are members of Buhari's inner circle. Pointblank cites a figure of $800 million used to purchase real estate in the UK and the Gulf states.
The U.S. investigation, according to Pointblank News, is being conducted in cooperation with the United Kingdom through the Mutual Legal Assistance Treaty and the United Arab Emirates through the Foreign Account Tax Compliance Act, which levies reporting requirements on, among others, foreign entities in which U.S. tax payers hold substantial ownership shares.
But there should be no rush to judgement. It is rare for the Department of State or the Department of Justice to say that there is an investigation underway, and neither has done so publicly. Reporting by Pointblank News has been questioned in the past. On the other hand, Sabiu 'Tunde' Yusuf is known to be very rich, and Nigerian money laundering in the Gulf and the United Kingdom is an old song. President Muhammadu Buhari appears to have little personal interest in money, lives simply, and is rarely accused of personal corruption. But that his inner circle is corrupt is a widely held trope in southern Nigeria. The upper reaches of his administration is almost entirely made up of Muslims from the north, often with personal connections to the president. In a country where it is commonly believed that half of the population is Christian and half is Muslim, the overwhelmingly Muslim character of the Buhari government encourages those opposed to the president, especially among Christians in the south, to believe that his inner circle is corrupt.
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Washington, DC — The Nigerian Embassy in Washington DC has denied allegations that it denied a former United States envoy to Nigeria, Ambassador John Campbell, a Visitor's Visa as a result of his negative statements about the Federal Government of Nigeria.
Contrary to the feelings from some quarters, the Nigerian Embassy, through its ambassador, Prof. Adebowale Adefuye, has declared that the embassy did not give the former U.S envoy any negative treatment, stressing that the visa section of the Chancery has stipulated conditions which must be met before any visa could be granted to anybody.
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Nigeria: Ambassador John Campbell
US Ambassadors to Nigeria (and to other countries) should be sufficiently well-staffed to have a good idea about what’s going on where they are posted.
Just because there is the myth that’s as old as the colonial days and still in circulation, that the Oyibo love the North and hate the South because the South is Christian and their eyes are wide open and can see, just like the Oyibo. Just because of that we ought not to impute false, petty motives, fake news and other spurious, speculative, unsubstantiated claims when according to Ambassador John Campbell’s own 2012 blog post, “U.S. Government Never Predicted Nigeria Break Up in 2015”
Which does not mean to say that a host of Nigerian and non-Nigerian and un-Nigerian political scientists have not been busty over the years, predicting the precipitate fragmentation and sometimes the imminent peaceful or violent dissolution of the United States of Nigeria along the well-known fault lines of ethnicity, religion, resource allocation, corruption.
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On Jul 11, 2020, at 8:01 PM, Cornelius Hamelberg <hamelberg...@gmail.com> wrote:
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