The Rediscovery of Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga as Scholar Offers Rare Text for $1M

[Oluwatoyin Adepoju]

The Rediscovery of Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga  as Scholar Offers Rare Text for $1M

First developed in India in the first millennium,  Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga has been used as a means of strengthening and elasticizing the yoni, the vagina and womb understood as centres of cosmic creativity, preparing it for thrilling sex, for child birth,  for firming  the vagina after birth,  as an aid to meditation, and even as a tool for assassination.

Kamala Shastri Yoni yoga is described as  developing the firmness, muscular power and elasticity of the vagina, enabling it grip the penis at any level of strength the owner of the vagina wishes, thereby creating mind splitting pleasure for the owner of the penis and the owner of the vagina.

It can also be used as a method of assassination, in which the vagina's grip on the penis causes both rush of blood flow to the penis and with further tightening, the blockage of blood flow through the penis, leading to the bursting of the veins in the penis, creating stroke in the organ and subsequent death of the owner of the penis.

This assassination technique was developed by the Kama Sutra Assassins, as they were called, an elite corps of female assassins in medieval India.

Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga is also used as a means of developing connection between the vagina and its owner through the delicate process it involves, enabling the vagina owner to  mentally navigate and master every corner of her vagina, mapping its topography mentally and relating this mental image to the Mahavidyas, the goddesses believed to dwell in the yoni, their location at particular zones of that biological form making the vagina a cosmic space.

Through this process, the yoni yogi aspired to penerate cosmic unity, of which her yoni is a microcosm, an embodiment of this unity at the level of the human body. 

To learn more about Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga and how to practice it, you may see

Yoni: Biology and Cosmos by Rajikanada, the originating text of Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga, by one of the greatest female yogis of India, an ancient text translated by Andrea Isherwood.

I am selling the book for $1 million.

I also take payments in all currencies at the official exchange rate.

I am selling it in Nigeria at the highly subsidized rate of 1 million naira in recognition of the economic  challenges face by Nigerians.

May Tripurasundari of the Diamond Vagina, of the Adamantine Yoni, the Yoni Goddess Who Births the Universe, from whose yoni the universe emerges at the beginning of a cosmic cycle,  and to which it returns after uncountable aeons at the end of thar cosmic cycle, to be reborn at the commencement of another cosmic cycle, honour my selfless reduction of cost of this book to my fellow Nigerians.

Some sceptics will argue that no such thing as Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga exists, that no such practices as I described have ever been conceived and that the description is not something that can happen biologically.

But must everything be on Google or Wikipedia?

Can I deny my startling findings in decades of search in India, introduced to the most arcane  and wonderful kinds of knowledge, a small spark of which I now share in describing Kamala Shastri Yoni Yoga?

Prospective buyers may place their money in escrow, a form of safekeeping between two or more parties in which either party cannot access the funds until all requirements are satisfied, and keep it there till they get their copy of the book.

The only escrow bank I will accept is the Banko Ambrosiano in Zurich, Switzerland, with whom I have long done business.

All banking details will be provided on request.

Some will argue that there is no such bank and that I am simply entertaining myself, but what can I do for such people?

Written by Oluwatoyin Vincent Adepoju on behalf of himself.