Family meeting: the new Sheriff in town

[Augustine Togonu-Bickersteth]

Family meeting: the new Sheriff in Town My Desr children the main reason why I and my entire cabinet made up of your mother my vice chairperson and your grandmother my special adviser, is because there is a new Sheriff in Town and so it is no longer business as usual. From now on on No occasion should anyone of you return less that A in mathematics failure is not an option because the newl inspector General of police is a mathematical.! You certainly do not want to put your parents in the bad books of the nigerian police. With the Dangote petrochemical complex just commisioned nobody fails chemistry in this house all my girls are going to read chemical engineering as a stepping stone to chemicsl engineering the girls must be in the kitchen unfailingly because chemical engineering is only a scaling up of processes in the kitchen! You all love Burma boy.it means you love and live vibration and waves.you must all pass physics in flying colour lastly we are all bundles of biology. .the minutes of this meeting would be transmitted to your grandmother for approval, spell checking and editing by your mother and copies distributed by me your honourable father to you.meeting dismissed.