Fictional interview #7 Japan’s Takaichi meets Trump

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Emeagwali, Gloria (History)

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Mar 21, 2026, 8:21:32 AM (4 days ago) Mar 21
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Fictional Interview #7

 Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi  of Japan, meets the President of the United States(POTUS) in the Oval Office 


Gloria Emeagwali 



“Mr President, why  did you insult the Japanese prime minister,” Gigi asked the  man with the orange hair.


“What do you mean? I told her the truth about  what Japan did at Pearl Harbor,” snapped  Mr.Trump.


“But sir, this was a diplomatic encounter that needed diplomacy. You shouldn’t throw Pearl Harbor  in the  face of the Japanese Prime Minister. After all, she didn’t accuse you of war crimes at Hiroshima and Nagasaki?” scolded the  petulant reporter.


“There is no power in the world greater than the U.S and we can say whatever we want to little Japan, “ boasted POTUS.


“Little Japan? Excuse me sir,  You owe Japan  $1.2 trillion dollars. Japan  is the largest foreign holder of US. debt right now,” Gigi remarked, wondering whether the  graduate of the Wharton School of Business understood what she was talking about.


“They are lending you money by purchasing government debt via Treasury securities,”she explained.


“Don’t you see what we did to the  Ayatollah? He is dead. We killed him,” said the President, callously, while trying to change the subject. 


“Congratulations Mr Trump but the Iranians are holding you by the xxxxx

at the Strait of Hormuz.  You are running out of  interceptors while they have tons of drones and hypersonic missiles underground ,” said Gigi.


“Well we would do to them what we did to Japan,” boasted the President , who got a kick out of pain and suffering.

“They would all be dead in five minutes,” he added, without blinking an eye.


“Are you going to nuke Russia, China and North Korea, too?”she asked, rhetorically. “I hope you are not

asking for the end of the world,”she muttered.


There was silence.


Gigi  checked her  phone, during the interval, and then smiled from ear to ear.


“Speaking about  Japan, Mr President, I just got breaking news,” she yelled with excitement.


“Really!  Did Japan agree to send troops to the Strait of Hormuz?” 


“No. it’s the opposite. Japan just decided to  double down on the purchase  of oil in Chinese currency. They are done with you and may soon sell off those treasury bills and the rest,”warned Gigi. 


She picked up her notebook and

made a bee line to the exit, wondering why POTUS was so inept and crude at diplomacy. She  admitted to herself, though, that psychoanalysis was not her strong point.



Dr. Gloria Emeagwali
Professor of History/African Studies, CCSU
Chief Editor- "Africa Update"
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Founding Coordinator, African Studies, CCSU

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Mar 21, 2026, 10:07:28 AM (4 days ago) Mar 21
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