AN ENGLISH NURSERY RHYME
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from off the goose
The law demands that we atone
When we take things that we do not own
But leaves the lords and ladies fine
Who take things that are yours and mine
The poor and wretched don’t escape
If they conspire the law to break
This must be so but they endure
Those who conspire to make the law
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
And geese will still a common lack
Till they go and steal it back
- Anonymous (circa 1764)
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Kperogi's rather tortuous bending and extending of the universal meaning in order to accommodate, explain, “justify” and excuse his boss Atiku's misuse and mishandling of an otherwise plain and generally accepted meaning of the word “orphan” according to Her Majesty's Mother tongue is nevertheless interesting. In whatever given context, whether he Mallam Abu Bakar Atiku the presidential hopeful was holding forth or presenting his argumentum ad misericordiam (“I am also a poor orphan O , a victim of tragic circumstances, therefore please sympathise with me O and give me your vote” etc.) and by “whatever given context” I mean, whether he was speaking German in Vienna or Berlin or Naijan English in Benin or Hausa in Kaduna or Arabic in Sokoto or Medina, one wonders if he could not have used a more local word ( local to him) to convey his exact meaning and thereby without the necessity of any apologies to Modern English by Kperogi his would-be English Language mentor, speech writer, corrector and editor.
Somebody - a Yoruba man - could be specific and say “abiku” for example, if he means abiku, he could call a spade a spade and without any self-appointed & erudite apologist or good-willed explicator and translator having to take recourse to some extended sociological or social anthropological lecture to try to convince us as to exactly what he means, meant or intended.
In this sphere, V.S. Naipaul's elucidations in his “The Masque of Africa”provide very satisfying reading, as with the denouements of a thriller, except that with Naipaul this constant, ongoing unravelling, un-concealment and revelation by the semi- omniscience of the speculator-author is from time to time quite exciting as you travel together with him (Naipaul ) his stimulating a meta-dialogue with you and whether you like your reacting and from time to time finding yourself disagreeing with him, with his words on the printed page, strongly, sometimes very strongly. It's known as interactive reading and that's good, not boring companionship on any pilgrimage through the pages, the tragedy being that the page, sometimes the dead page / pages do not always grant him the right of reply and now that Naipaul has become one with the infinite eternity, that right of reply is substituted by gate gate paragate parasamgate bodhi svaha . Toyin Adepoju, my living crutch over there in darkness by moon at the Lagoon in Lagos, you know what I mean?
But to his credit, Kperogi is no Naipaul – to be sure, the disdain ( and a little tinge of the arrogance too ( the big grammar arrogance, the my brain is bigger than yours, ( my Mercedes too) and MY MIND is also often there with Kperogi, for those who fall short of Her Majesty's Higher language status - as The Last Poets put it,
“Niggers are very untogether people
Niggers talk about the mind
Talk about: My mind is stronger than yours
"I got that bitch's mind uptight!"
Niggers don't know a damn thing about the mind
Or they'd be right
Niggers are scared of revolution “
But putting all or the above aside, dear Farooq Kperogi's latest efforts have had a very positive effect at least on me: he got me scampering after the Holy Quran and checking out some Islamic history for some essential considerations, above all and most importantly the status of orphans in Nigeria !
The Prophet of Islam salallahu alaihi wa salaam , was an orphan from a very early age
The Holy Quran speaks frequently about our duties to orphans and widows
This, very clearly must have contributed to his extraordinary compassion for orphans and widows.
Apart from all the tittle-tattle about the meanings of these words, since it's a more pressing concern, we should like to see this compassionate consideration for orphans and widows reflected in official Nigerian state policies :
It's a n interpretational problem, especially in Muslim counties where as a result of the wanton decimation of whole populations through war and terrorism, especially in countries like Iraq , Afghanistan, the Palestinian territories, the orpnas and widow casued by Boko haram, and of late through the horrific Saudi bombings in Yemen , the result has been numberless orphans and widows who Islamically speaking at the very least are our responsibility. One could preach about this extensively but I'm sure that in your hearts, you've got the gist
Tribute To Burstic Kingsley Bassey |

Thank you Professor Farooq Kperogi for lampooning Ibukola and not Ibukunolu who did not write, "If I remembers correctly, you say you're a lawyer." Well, English language is not our mother tongue and as long as the information being conveyed by a sender in a foreign language is understood by the receivers, grammatical errors are inconsequential. After all the primary purpose of communicating, either on this forum or elsewhere, is to understand one another and not to pass English language grammar test to be rewarded with a certificate.
S. Kadiri
AN ENGLISH NURSERY RHYME
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from off the goose
The law demands that we atone
When we take things that we do not own
But leaves the lords and ladies fine
Who take things that are yours and mine
The poor and wretched don’t escape
If they conspire the law to break
This must be so but they endure
Those who conspire to make the law
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
And geese will still a common lack
Till they go and steal it back
- Anonymous (circa 1764)
AN ENGLISH NURSERY RHYME
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from off the goose
The law demands that we atone
When we take things that we do not own
But leaves the lords and ladies fine
Who take things that are yours and mine
The poor and wretched don’t escape
If they conspire the law to break
This must be so but they endure
Those who conspire to make the law
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
And geese will still a common lack
Till they go and steal it back
- Anonymous (circa 1764)
Everyone is waiting: Baba Kadiri has still not weighed in on the matter in his own inimitable fashion and when he does, it should bring it all to a boil and hopefully, after the catharses it should all simmer down
Whilst the ogas may passionately dis-agree with Don Kperogi , few would entertain any rudimentary disagreement with “ I have no name” / “Joy is my name” or much else when it comes to Blake's view of children and two sides of the coin illustrated in songs of innocence / songs of experience .
Nor should there be any fundamental disagreement about tackling what is and should be of much greater concern: the problem of orphans and widows created by all kinds of circumstances, such as the current insecurity in the country, the rising death toll from Boko Haram and those fighting them.
I daresay that if there was an unconditional amnesty given whereby all Boko Haram prisoners of war were to be freed, that would bring the endless round of retaliatory violence , bloodshed , carnage to a stop.
Unfortunately, and this may sound cynical, the opposition is banking on a deterioration on the security posed by Boko Haram thus giving them the opportunity of laying all the blame squarely on President Buhari and promising the electorate that they would do better...

AN ENGLISH NURSERY RHYME
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from off the goose
The law demands that we atone
When we take things that we do not own
But leaves the lords and ladies fine
Who take things that are yours and mine
The poor and wretched don’t escape
If they conspire the law to break
This must be so but they endure
Those who conspire to make the law
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
And geese will still a common lack
Till they go and steal it back
- Anonymous (circa 1764)
I now have to stop this thread. It has become an intellectual Boko Haramizing, in which words on all sides replace bullets.
Moderator.
I now have to stop this thread. It has become an intellectual Boko Haramizing, in which words on all sides replace bullets.
Moderator.
From: dialogue <usaafric...@googlegroups.com> on behalf of Ibukunolu A Babajide <ibk...@gmail.com>
Reply-To: dialogue <usaafric...@googlegroups.com>
Date: Tuesday, November 27, 2018 at 9:06 AM
To: dialogue <usaafric...@googlegroups.com>
Please, Professor Toyin Falola, rather than stopping this thread, stop publishing uncouth posts from BÓLÈKAJÀ Intellectuals.
S. Kadiri
In order to uncover Farooq Kperogi's level of latent prejudice against the APC and Muhammadu Buhari, in particular, I must start from his post on this forum from Saturday, 17 November 2018, out of many he has posted on Buhari's APC government in the last three years. In his post: Ethnic and Religious Bigotry as Buhari's 2019 Campaign Strategy of 17 November 2018, Farooq wrote among other things, "But after (APC) ascending to power, ….//…. They chose, instead, to govern or, more accurately un-govern, in drama - drama of endlessly flippant blame games, ceaselessly brazen falsehoods, tedious propaganda, unremorseful bigotry, crass hemorrhaging of the economy, crippling national fissiparity, in-your-face hypocrisy and fraud, setting the bar of governance to the lowest imaginable watermark, and embarrassing idiocy at the highest reaches of government." Farooq Kperogi did not share with us, his readers, which blame games and falsehoods Buhari's led APC government have committed and how APC has haemorrhaged the economy. The heart of Nigerian economy is crude oil export from which Nigeria under the 16 years of PDP government (1999-2015) earned $ 862 billion (US dollars). The breakdown is as follows: under Obasanjo and Yar'Adua, 1999-2009, Nigeria earned $481 billion from crude oil export while under Jonathan, 2010-2015, it was $381. Under Buhari from June 2015 and hitherto, Nigeria has earned $112 billion.
When APC ascended power in 2015, the international price of crude oil per barrel had fallen from over $100 to under $30. Buhari met purposeless transactions totalling $359 million and he inherited $63 billion foreign debt from Jonathan. Boko Haram was physically occupying 50, 000 square kilometers land area in Nigeria and since 24 August 2014, had declared Gwosa in Borno State as the Capital of their Islamic Caliphate. Billions of dollars meant to buy weapons and to equip Nigerian soldiers to fight insurgents had been shared by PDP politicians and Service Chiefs of the Armed Forces. Although there was general economic recession in the world, the dependency of Nigeria's economy solely on crude oil export made the recession worst in Nigeria. Most of the States could not pay their workers because the incoming Governors met empty treasuries. At the same time that Buhari reorganised the Armed Forces and equipped them to drive out Boko Haram insurgents from occupied Nigerian territories, he was forced to take foreign loans for bailouts of bankrupt states' government so that they could pay their workers and maintain essential services. In the midst of all the problems Buhari inherited from Jonathan era, serious illness befell him. Had Buhari disclosed the cause of his illness to Nigerians, he would have earned the sympathy of all good-hearted Nigerians. In spite of the hopelessness of the economic situation, worsened by dwindling crude oil export earning, Boko Haram has been incapacitated from holding any territory in Nigeria even though they can still launch sporadic attacks from their hideouts along Nigeria's volatile borders with Cameroon, Chad and Niger Republics. That is neither falsehood nor tedious propaganda but the truth. It is not a blame game either by Buhari's led APC government to endlessly ask the PDP leaders that governed Nigeria for 16 years what they did with $862 billion US dollars Nigeria earned from crude oil exports during their era. What economic haemorrhage is Farooq Kperogi talking about when the PDP regime spent $50 billion US dollars on power to produce darkness for Nigerians? Going by the title of his 17 November 2018 essay, Farooq Kperogi inferred that Buhari's led APC government had done nothing in the past three and a half year and thereby proclaimed a chest beating balloon of prophecy that Buhari's 2019 campaign strategy would be ethnic and religious bigotry. He backed up his prophecy thus, "In a December 2017 video, for example, Buhari thanked Kano people for coming out en masse to welcome him and said, 'saboda yan kudu su san har yanzu inada gata.' Rough translation. '...so that Southerners can see how favoured I still am." How genuine was the December 2017 video cannot be verified and for those of us who are not verse in Hausa language, we must be very sceptical about Farooq's rough translation of the purported statement of Buhari in Hausa language in Kano. That is even more so if we remember that in his post of 4 November 2018, he claimed that the word JÀMBÁ in Yoruba language is a corrupt word derived from the Hausa language ZAMBA, meaning fraudulent. Yet the true meaning of JÀMBÁ in Yoruba language is havoc, or calamity, or mishap. However, few days later, the APC punctured Professor Farooq Kperogi's chest beating balloon of prophecy by making public what it called NEXTLEVEL. It stated, "We are committed to deepening the work we started in this first term, such that Nigeria's assets and resources continue to be organized & utilized for the good of the common man. Join @ Prof Osinbajo and I on this journey to the NEXT LEVEL of a prosperous, strong and stable Nigeria." Disappointed professor Farooq Kperogi reacted.
On Saturday, 24 November 2018, professor Farooq Kperogi titled his essay as : APC's Next Level of Fraud, Incompetence, and Sorrow. Commenting on the cartoon with the inscription : WE ARE ALL GOING HIGHER, Farooq wrote, "Buhari appears as a clumsy, clueless leader who can't even get his steps right, unlike Osinbajo, he skips a step on the staircase as he leads Nigerians to what seems like bottomless perdition. Buhari is two metres tall in hight and with his long legs, it is biologically and physiologically reasonable, if not compelling, that he should skip over a step on the staircase unlike the short-sized Osinbajo who must skip a step at a time unless he desired to overstrain himself. And not so surprising, the star gazer sees Buhari leading Nigerians to bottomless perdition through the APC ROAD MAP - NEXT LEVEL. About Buhari, Kperogi wrote, "The only quality Buhari proclaims is an inscrutable integrity …. yet his government was ranked the second worst in the world in 'government integrity' in 2018 by the US-based Heritage Foundation." What a patriotic Nigerian would have demanded to know from the Heritage Foundation is why the US is keeping over $600 billion (US dollars) stolen by Nigerian officials beginning from the era of Ibrahim Babangida and kept in the US banks and why is the US government demanding that the Nigerian government should engage the services of American lawyers to approach American Courts for decisions before the stolen Nigerian assets can be repatriated to the Nigerian government? Is Heritage Foundation not aware that American lawyers were demanding two-third (2/3) of the stolen amount to be repatriated to Nigeria as fees, a behaviour which professor Farooq Kperogi would have described as in-your-face hypocrisy and fraud if Heritage Foundation were to be a Nigerian based organisation? Are lions credible when they lament over the deaths of impalas? Probably, Farooq Kperogi would agree with the US-based Heritage Foundation that US government is ranked best in the world in government integrity in 2018 even though Black Americans are protesting daily, under the hashtag : Black Lives Matter, against being systematically murdered and persecuted on racial ground.
On 26 November 2018, the definition and meaning of the word orphan was twisted by Farooq Kperogi in favour of the PDP presidential aspirant, Atiku Abubakar, in the 2019 Presidential election. He quoted the PDP presidential aspirant, Atiku Abubakar, as having said on 19 November 2018, as follows, "I started out as an orphan selling firewood on the streets of Jada in Adamawa, but God, through the Nigerian State, invested in me and here I am today." Nigerian puritans and absolutists objected to Atiku's reference to himself as an orphan because he did not lose both parents as a child and his mother died when he was 38 years. They regard Atiku's claim to being an orphan as a political gimmick aimed at hoodwinking Nigerian voters. Clipping the tail of the fox like that in the public attracted the ire of Farooq Kperogi and caused him to exhibit what psychologists classify as three objectionable character traits - hyper-choleric disposition, disdain for other persons and excessive flaunt and application of bombastic English vocabularies. During the time Atiku Abubakar was selling firewood as an orphan, he was not the only orphan in Adamawa, not to talk of entire Nigeria. There is no evidence that he was the most brilliant orphan in Adamawa at that time which is why he said that 'but God, through the Nigerian State invested in me.' The fate of all Nigerian children either as orphans or not is up till today decided by absurd raffle-draws among identical and brilliant children whereby few are selected to be educated while majority are denied education. Why should God make the Nigerian State to educate Atiku Abubakar and not other children in his situation at that time? Atiku Abubakar, like most Nigerians educated with public funds, considers himself a lottery winner and he has utilized every opportunity in public service to satisfy his gluttonous appetite for overconsumption of Nigeria's wealth. He was the first Deputy Director General of Nigerian Custom Service to become a millionaire. In 1999, President Obasanjo made Atiku not only his Vice but head of privatisation of public enterprises. Quarrel soon began between Obasanjo and his vice who apportioned to himself lion shares of the privatised public properties and he, Obasanjo, getting only fox shares. Among foraging gluttons there is no code of conduct. Obasanjo and Atiku's fight was dirty and open to Nigerians. I still have Nigerian newspapers' cuttings from 2006 where Obasanjo accused Atiku Abubakar of stealing public funds and the latter charged back that Obasanjo should explain his source of wealth since his bank account contained only twenty-thousand naira when he came out of Abacha's gulag in 1998 and his Otta farm was in total ruin. By the time their two terms of eight years constitutional tenure expired in 2007, Obasanjo blocked Atiku's chance of partaking in PDP's presidential primary. During their tenure in office, Olusegun Obasanjo and Atiku Abubakar spent $16 billion on electricity but by the time they left office in 2007, they had invented a dozen of acronyms for electricity with which they succeeded to envelope Nigerians in constant darkness. In year 2000, the duo of Obasanjo and Abubakar led federal government signed the Millenium Development Goal initiated by Western World controlled UN. Therein, Nigeria accepted responsibility that all Nigerian children of school age would have access to compulsory and free primary education by the year 2015. Although they left office in 2007, PDP continued to govern Nigeria until 29 May 2015 and there were no free primary education for all Nigerian children of school age even when funds sourced internationally and internally for the project disappeared. While Olusegun Obasanjo built his private Bell University in Ogun State, Atiku Abubakar erected his American University in Adamawa where ordinary Nigerians cannot gain admision, no matter how brilliant they are.
Having explained that people who are socialized in Muslim culture understand an orphan as someone whose father died before the age of puberty, Farooq Kperogi averred, "Atiku is a Muslim who grew up in a Muslim cultural environment. There is no reason why he should use Western cultural lenses to describe himself." Nigeria is not a theocratic state governed by priests of the supposedly dominating religious creeds in Nigeria, Islam and Christianity, and through Sharia and Mosaic Laws. The constitution of Nigeria does not compel citizens wishing to engage in politics to present testimonial of their religious creed and practice. Atiku's choice of Islam as his religion is his private affair that has nothing to do with how he is going to govern Nigeria, should he become President. In this case, Atiku is not canvassing to become Sultan of Sokoto or Emir of Adamawa but President of Nigeria. It must be noted too that the people of Sokoto and Adamawa are not Arabs. Therefore, official communication with the people of Sokoto and Adamawa from Atiku on any issue cannot reasonably be conducted in Arabic language. While it might be a worthwhile mission to teach us what is the meaning of an orphan in English language, the mission was betrayed with mischievous intent when the teaching turned out to be about what is the meaning of an orphan in Arabic language. To be fair to Atiku, he did speak in Arabic on 19 November 2018, but English which is the official language of governance in Nigeria. Farooq Kperogi is touting Atiku Abubakar as 'a Muslim who grew up in a Muslim cultural environment' which is another way of saying that 'he grew up in Northern Nigeria.' The same Farooq who in his 17 November 2018 article had suspected that Buhari's 2019 campaign strategy would be ethnic and religious bigotry is now projecting Atiku Abubakar, the Presidential candidate of the PDP, as a Muslim Northerner to Nigerians. It is high time to stop this fraudulent claim that office holders in Nigeria hold positions on behalf of their ethnic groups and religious congregations when constitutionally and legally they are responsible and accountable to all Nigerians for their actions and inactions.
While Atiku Abubakar was still the Vice President to Olusegun Obasanjo in 2006, he joined the Action Congress (AC), the political party led by Bola Ahmed Tinubu, in order to contest the 21 April 2007 Presidential election. He came third in that election with a total vote of 2,637,848 against Umaru Musa Yar'Adua (PDP) who won the election with 24,638,063 votes. When Yar'Adua fell sick and it became obvious that even if he recovered, he would not be able to contest in 2011, Atiku abandoned AC and returned to the PDP in early 2010. Following the demise of Yar'Adua, Vice President Goodluck Jonathan became the substantive President. Atiku and his cohorts had thought that Jonathan would only complete the remaining two years left of the joint ticket with Yar'Adua before power returned to the North according to PDP internal arrangement of rotational presidency between North and South. Atiku contested PDP presidential primary election in December2010, against Jonathan and lost. Jonathan won the presidential election of 16 April 2011 and Atiku and his clique thought that federal government power would return to what they term the North in 2015. Meanwhile, CPC, ACN, and part of APGA had collapsed into a new political party called APC in 2013 to challenge the PDP hegemony to power in the 2015 presidential election. Towards the middle of 2014, Jonathan had proclaimed his constitutional rights to two terms à four years presidential tenure and the hope of PDP advocates of power returning to the North was dashed. Once again, Atiku left PDP and joined APC where he contested presidential primary election in 2014 against Buhari which he lost to Muhammadu Buhari who subsequently became President. He stayed in the APC for a while and waited until it became apparent to him that Buhari would seek second term and he crawled back into PDP for the third time to purchase the Presidential ticket of the party. Atiku Abubakar's slogan should be : A serial political harlot for President.
S. Kadiri