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Ace

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Jan 3, 2004, 7:59:39 PM1/3/04
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I saw the final part of The Lord of the Rings last night. I was
disappointed. The felling of the Dark Lord's Tower of Barad-dűr was
frankly unconvincing. The director should have looked at tapes of the
felling of the Twin Towers to see how to do it properly. However
monstrous, Osama bin Laden did a spectacular job.

Leonard Caillouet

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Jan 3, 2004, 8:13:27 PM1/3/04
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Anyone need an example of a troll...or maybe just a small mind trying to
prove something by being a smart-ass.

"Ace" <ace@ace_agincourt.com> wrote in message
news:dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com...


--
Leonard Caillouet

...I'd like to find you inner child and kick its little ass. Get over it...
(The Eagles)


Tank Fixer

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Jan 3, 2004, 9:16:41 PM1/3/04
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In article <dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com>,
ace@ace_agincourt.com says...

Ace my man, hows it hangin ?

How's the wife and kids ? Had a nice christmas I hope.

Didn't know they had let you out yet..


--
When dealing with propaganda terminology one sometimes always speaks in
variable absolutes. This is not to be mistaken for an unbiased slant.

Ace

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Jan 4, 2004, 3:00:28 AM1/4/04
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On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 02:16:41 GMT, Tank Fixer
<paul.cat...@us.army.mil> wrote:

>In article <dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com>,
>ace@ace_agincourt.com says...
>> I saw the final part of The Lord of the Rings last night. I was
>> disappointed. The felling of the Dark Lord's Tower of Barad-dűr was
>> frankly unconvincing. The director should have looked at tapes of the
>> felling of the Twin Towers to see how to do it properly. However
>> monstrous, Osama bin Laden did a spectacular job.
>>
>
>Ace my man, hows it hangin ?
>
>How's the wife and kids ? Had a nice christmas I hope.
>
>Didn't know they had let you out yet..

Hi Mr Fixer,

I had a great Christmas, thank you. I spent ten days on Hainan, the
place where "heroic" US airmen landed and gave away their spying
secrets to the Chinese authorities. The island was beautiful and I
have a great tan.

How was your holiday?

Thanks for your kind thoughts, Ace.

redc1c4

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Jan 4, 2004, 4:46:15 AM1/4/04
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didn't know that the PRC had opened up the island as a pedophiles
paradise, but then again, i don't run in those circles.....

were you there with the Duke? you seem to have a similar sort of
uniquely twisted Pommy sexuality that would make you seem
like soul mates, and ideal holiday partners.......

now i get it! you're actually Camilla Parker Bowles, posting here
when Chuck ain't handy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

redc1c4,
how perceptive of me to name you as i did; i've seen your pic. %-)
--
"Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear
considerable watching."

Army Officer's Guide

Ace

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Jan 4, 2004, 6:20:11 AM1/4/04
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On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 09:46:15 GMT, redc1c4
<red...@drunkenbastards.org.ies> wrote:

>didn't know that the PRC had opened up the island as a pedophiles
>paradise, but then again, i don't run in those circles.....

I find it interesting that at the mention of a holiday your mind
associates paedophilia. I believe such acts of depravity are endemic
in the US military. A US soldier in Kosova wasn't even discharged
when he was discovered to have brutally raped and murdered an innocent
10 year old. Then there is Toby Studabaker, the 31 year old marine
who enticed a 12 year old away from her family to give him fellatio in
a German hotel room. And our old acquaintance, Catholic Humanitas,
would chat endlessly about US acts of rape, murder and paedophilia in
Vietnam and Mai Lai.

It is indeed curious that you associate leisure time with paedophilia.

redc1c4

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Jan 4, 2004, 12:25:26 PM1/4/04
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how's that hook taste, or would you prefer some Yankee Beef? %-)

redc1c4,
"Ace - also using aliases his replies always begin with a
cordial greeting. He's a bit of a one trick pony and can
only troll military groups."

Ace

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Jan 4, 2004, 2:27:51 PM1/4/04
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On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 17:25:26 GMT, redc1c4
<red...@drunkenbastards.org.ies> wrote:

>> It is indeed curious that you associate leisure time with paedophilia.
>
>how's that hook taste, or would you prefer some Yankee Beef? %-)

Whatever your dreams, there's no way I'm yanking your beef. There's a
certain German cannibal who'd be only to happy to help you live out
your fantasies.

>redc1c4,
>"Ace - also using aliases his replies always begin with a
>cordial greeting. He's a bit of a one trick pony and can
>only troll military groups."

You think you know me so well, Richard Adams, don't you?

ssn...@earthlink.net

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Jan 4, 2004, 2:39:28 PM1/4/04
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I think he does, and he's laughing at you. These days
you're work is on par with doh-aryl "just call me deadmeat"
hunt.

BTW, how do you like that quote from the uma FAQ?


Snark
<setting the hook and playing out a little line>


Ace

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Jan 4, 2004, 2:58:32 PM1/4/04
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>I think he does, and he's laughing at you. These days
>you're work is on par with doh-aryl "just call me deadmeat"
>hunt.

I have no problem with Richard having a chortle or two; uma has
provided me with a good deal of amusement over the years. I do find
Adam's word association a cause for concern, however.

>BTW, how do you like that quote from the uma FAQ?

I have no time for cheap imitation FAQs. The original is the only
true one.

redc1c4

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Jan 5, 2004, 12:32:21 AM1/5/04
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Ageingcunt wrote:
>
> On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 17:25:26 GMT, redc1c4
> <red...@drunkenbastards.org.ies> wrote:
>
> >> It is indeed curious that you associate leisure time with paedophilia.
> >
> >how's that hook taste, or would you prefer some Yankee Beef? %-)
>
> Whatever your dreams, there's no way I'm yanking your beef. There's a
> certain German cannibal who'd be only to happy to help you live out
> your fantasies.

IIRC, it was Tommel's beef you were after, one of the many times
we played you for the foole you are.

> >redc1c4,
> >"Ace - also using aliases his replies always begin with a
> >cordial greeting. He's a bit of a one trick pony and can
> >only troll military groups."
>
> You think you know me so well, Richard Adams, don't you?

well enough to troll you into replying.....

(sucks to be you, don't it? %-)

redc1c4,
laughi...@your.expense

Ace

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Jan 5, 2004, 1:44:22 AM1/5/04
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On Mon, 05 Jan 2004 05:32:21 GMT, redc1c4
<red...@drunkenbastards.org.ies> wrote:

>> You think you know me so well, Richard Adams, don't you?
>
>well enough to troll you into replying.....
>
>(sucks to be you, don't it? %-)

Your word association is very interesting.

With the word "holiday" you associate "paedophilia".

With the name "Richard Adams" you associate "sucks".

Ace,
Playing the psychologist

b

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Jan 5, 2004, 5:20:28 AM1/5/04
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"Tank Fixer" <paul.cat...@us.army.mil> wrote in message
news:MPG.1a6117482...@news.west.earthlink.net...

> In article <dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com>,
> ace@ace_agincourt.com says...
> > I saw the final part of The Lord of the Rings last night. I was
> > disappointed. The felling of the Dark Lord's Tower of Barad-dűr was
> > frankly unconvincing. The director should have looked at tapes of
the
> > felling of the Twin Towers to see how to do it properly. However
> > monstrous, Osama bin Laden did a spectacular job.
> >
>
> Ace my man, hows it hangin ?
>
> How's the wife and kids ? Had a nice christmas I hope.
>
> Didn't know they had let you out yet..
>
>

Go fix your toilet capitalist tax sucking maggot


voodoo disease 666

b

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Jan 5, 2004, 5:28:21 AM1/5/04
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"Ace" <ace@ace_agincourt.com> wrote in message
news:i3tfvvgbr01c3n1l8...@4ax.com...

> On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 09:46:15 GMT, redc1c4
> <red...@drunkenbastards.org.ies> wrote:
>
> >didn't know that the PRC had opened up the island as a pedophiles
> >paradise, but then again, i don't run in those circles.....
>
> I find it interesting that at the mention of a holiday your mind
> associates paedophilia. I believe such acts of depravity are endemic
> in the US military. A US soldier in Kosova wasn't even discharged
> when he was discovered to have brutally raped and murdered an innocent
> 10 year old. Then there is Toby Studabaker, the 31 year old marine

That was to sake him from the death denalty.

Military has compassion for baby raping genocidal maniacs.

The barbarians they protect however kill innocent people all the time.
Oop except Illinois.
John Wayne Gacy was kept alive for 20 years and fed Kentucky Fried
Chicken. He was a member of the chrisitan cop government. He kidnapped,
raped, murdered, and buried under his house 32 boys.

> who enticed a 12 year old away from her family to give him fellatio in
> a German hotel room. And our old acquaintance, Catholic Humanitas,
> would chat endlessly about US acts of rape, murder and paedophilia in
> Vietnam and Mai Lai.
>
> It is indeed curious that you associate leisure time with paedophilia.

The Military made him and he is proud.

voodoo disease 666


TchWrtrMcf

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Jan 5, 2004, 1:25:18 PM1/5/04
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No Ace, we don't associate leisure time with pedophilia. We associate you with
pedophilia. However, seeing as you feel compelled to make OT postings to
military groups, I'd guess you're more likely a uniform queen, dreaming of some
soldier treating you like the bitch you are.

TchWrtrMcf

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Jan 5, 2004, 1:27:06 PM1/5/04
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Wow. X98 is now posting as "b", in addition to his other sock puppet names.
Must be lonely being a racist, psychopatich neo-nazi loon, but B will never be
alone so long as he has his other sock puppets.

Ace

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Jan 5, 2004, 2:34:19 PM1/5/04
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On 05 Jan 2004 18:25:18 GMT, tchwr...@aol.com (TchWrtrMcf) wrote:

>No Ace, we don't associate leisure time with pedophilia. We associate you with
>pedophilia.

Why would you associate me with some sort of foot fetish?

K. A. Cannon

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Jan 5, 2004, 4:29:12 PM1/5/04
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Ace <ace@ace_agincourt.com> scraped it's fingers across the chalkboard
known as usenet and produced a sound amazingly like
<dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com> in us.military.army:

The *art* of the subtle troll is lost on you.

Perhaps you could use some remedial training?


--
K. A. Cannon
kacannon at databasix dot com
(change the con to com to reply)

mhm33x1

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process
he does not become a monster. And when you look into the abyss,
the abyss also looks into you"
- Nietzsche, From Beyond Good and Evil, (1886)

"The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to
`behave' or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it
terrific!'" - Frank Zappa

Tom/Mark in alt.test sez:
"People like you are pure scum, K.A. Cannon."

Tank Fixer

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Jan 5, 2004, 10:56:15 PM1/5/04
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In article <btckel$6he$5...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
kaca...@databasix.con says...

> Ace <ace@ace_agincourt.com> scraped it's fingers across the chalkboard
> known as usenet and produced a sound amazingly like
> <dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com> in us.military.army:
>
> >I saw the final part of The Lord of the Rings last night. I was
> >disappointed. The felling of the Dark Lord's Tower of Barad-dūr was

> >frankly unconvincing. The director should have looked at tapes of the
> >felling of the Twin Towers to see how to do it properly. However
> >monstrous, Osama bin Laden did a spectacular job.
>
> The *art* of the subtle troll is lost on you.
>
> Perhaps you could use some remedial training?


but didn't you hear ?
He just spent time in China....

Tank Fixer

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Jan 5, 2004, 10:56:24 PM1/5/04
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In article <btbe7...@enews2.newsguy.com>, emai...@policestate.com
says...

>
> "Tank Fixer" <paul.cat...@us.army.mil> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1a6117482...@news.west.earthlink.net...
> > In article <dvoevv8h9urvk87lo...@4ax.com>,
> > ace@ace_agincourt.com says...
> > > I saw the final part of The Lord of the Rings last night. I was
> > > disappointed. The felling of the Dark Lord's Tower of Barad-dűr was
> > > frankly unconvincing. The director should have looked at tapes of
> the
> > > felling of the Twin Towers to see how to do it properly. However
> > > monstrous, Osama bin Laden did a spectacular job.
> > >
> >
> > Ace my man, hows it hangin ?
> >
> > How's the wife and kids ? Had a nice christmas I hope.
> >
> > Didn't know they had let you out yet..
> >
> >
>
> Go fix your toilet capitalist tax sucking maggot

My toilet's work just fine.

How long until you get indoor plumbing ?

redc1c4

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Jan 5, 2004, 11:52:32 PM1/5/04
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Ageingcunt couldn't spit out the hook, so instead it typed:

because your foot is in your mouth at the same time that your head
is in your ass........ that's GOTTA be uncomfortable. %-)

redc1c4,
and further more, it's a sign of how sad you are that you have
to try to wiggle out on a spelling lame.

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