Semper Fi
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Q. What is the difference between officers and God?
A. God doesn't think he's and officer.
Q. What three words do Marine's wives hate hearing after having sex?
A. "Honey, I'm home!"
Q. Why are Marines on board ships?
A. Because sheep would be too obvious!
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
A. Platoon
Q. Why shouldn't Marines have breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. How do you trap a marine?
A. Wait till he is getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his
head.
Q. How do you knock out a marine?
A. Throw sand against a brick wall and say hit the beach.
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!
Q. What do they call the flap on a Sailor's trousers?
A. A marine bib!
Q. How do you separate the men from the boys in the Marine Corps
A. With a crowbar.
Q. What do smart Marines and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them but you never see them.