Re: You're a WINNER, Bob Milby Jr./Patriot Games/Buster Norris/et al. (of yet *another* alt.usenet.kooks Award)!!!

[Tom Swift Sr.]

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Bob Milby Jr., aka Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka 10,000s
Sockpuppets* has WON the alt.usenet.kook's Award of the "ORDER OF THE
HOLEY SOCKPUPPET" of October 2012 for his *Lifetime Achivement* in
sockpuppery!

(*Recent reseach of Bob Milby Jr.'s sockpuppets have raised the
likelihood Bob has used between approximately 89,000 to 755,000
socks!)

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_thread/thread/232fa1dc46eddd7f?hl=en#

Here is the Official Awards announcement:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/6856228564f4d07f?hl=en&dmode=source

*and*

http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=135471446100

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The results of the voting for the October 2012 kook awards have been
tabulated by the New Cabal Vote Tabulation Department, and the
results
are ready for release...

Patriot Games [13]= Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
(d196e70a-11d0-479a...@n9g2000yqn.googlegroups.com)

How do you fit all those socks up your ass, Buster?
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The alt.usenet.kooks Awards of Bob Milby Jr.

* Order of the Holey Sockpuppet *
A special Kookternity comprised of those most prolific in the art of,
abiet thinly, disguising their net.presence behind whatever nose and
glasses they can concoct. A Kook Art that came into its own, and
received its name, from the work of the late purveyor to the cotton-
bound masses, Earl Curley.
The Order of the Hokey Sockpuppet is a Lifetime Achivement Award!

WINNER! Bob Milby Jr., aka Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka
10,000s Sockpuppets:
October 2012

* Kook of the Month *
Every month special recognition is given to someone whose Kookery is
judged to have surpassed all others. This is the Kook of the Month
award (KotM), voted (somewhat informally) by the denizens of AUK.

WINNER! Bob Milby Jr., aka Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka
10,000s Sockpuppets: September 2012

* Palmjob Paddle *
Named for the most-spanked person in the history of the Internet,
Wilhelm Palmer (Bill Palmer, aka "Palmjob"), the self-styled Flame
Giant who has never won a single flamewar in his existence. This award
is given to the person who gets spanked (as in, thrashed) the most in
a given month, be it by their opponents or even their own hand.

WINNER! Bob Milby Jr., aka Patriot Games, aka Buster Norris, aka
10,000s Sockpuppets: July 2008

(Note: The above Awards are the Real and True Awards of
alt.usenet.kooks by the New Cabal Tetrarchy.
They should not be confused with the fake kookery awards of KO0k Fred
Hall (of databasix/black-helicopter-news/The Paul Derbyshire
Conspiracy(TM)) which are by KO0ks and for KO0ks, and who have been
deleting Real and True Award posts:
http://groups.uffnet.com/groups?selm=2l1ars....@news.alt.net )

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You earned them, Bob Milby Jr.!

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Please Note:

In select newsgroups this post will be followed by an out-of-date, cut-
and-paste, SHRIEKING ranting and raving by Bob Milby Jr., aka Patriot
Games, aka Buster Norris, aka 10,000s of Sockpuppets -- and the winner
of alt.usenet.kook's K00K of the Month Award for September 2012.

We hope to return you to more rational posting after this brief,
psychotic interruption.
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