The Usenet Refugee Crisis

[Happy Killmore]

The Usenet Refugee Crisis
- or -
Shooter McGavin's Breakfast of Chumps


Usenet is the

last refuge
of low-IQ pundits

and cult parrots.

These low-lifes repeat and regurgitate

mindless memes

in hopes of making
the world a toilet.

Reading their words
in the morning

is just like

eating turds for b
r
ea
k fast.

--
Happy Killmore
You eat pieces of sh!7 for breakfast?
Police Officer: What's the big blade in your bag for?
Happy Killmore: That's a knife. I cut sh!7 wiff it.

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