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Priyanka de silva
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Sep 9, 2010, 5:09:27 AM
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When you experience....
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle
(You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure: Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward .
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!
5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it !
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
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