SUNNY DAY - MOVEMENT, PACE AND TECHNIQUE
Chiti Mataka
Alisand, Alisand, Alisand
Where are you, bruva?
After my recent breakaway to the Himalaya Mountains to re-strategise on the Gunners title campaign, I am now back on full song.
Thanks to the following:
1. Glen Johnson for goal of the month
2. Rafa Benitez for his insistence on having the Spanish Conquistador as his Kop outfit, rather than scouring the market objectively for talent
3. Petr Cech – Check it out with those dead ball situations
4. “Gift of the Gab” Agbonlahor for rewriting the history books, and possibly the course of soccer history.
5. All Man U fans who retired to bed at 21:00 hours on Saturday evening after the Villa thrashing, supposedly to spend “quality time with their families”, rather than the routine post match boozer.
Chiti
alisand singogo
From: Chiti Mataka <cma...@zesco.co.zm>
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Sent: Mon, 14 December, 2009 9:05:03
Subject: SUNNY DAY - MOVEMENT, PACE AND TECHNIQUE
Chris Kampamba
Like nswa which comes but once a year, every once in a while my dear cousin Chiti pops up propped by the performance of the curtain raiser boys called ARSENAL (I’m very sure they use blanks). Wasn’t it him who predicted that without RONALDO we (ManU i.e.) were finished! Chiti mosquitos come more often than your emails, ha, ha, ha
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Subject: SUNNY DAY - MOVEMENT, PACE AND TECHNIQUE
Alisand, Alisand, Alisand
Chiti Mataka
The mosquitoes have bitten!!!!
Nswa shapena!!!!
1. Man Who 0, FULHAMmerring 3
2. Pompey 2, KOPout 0
Obviously, with the comprehensive drubbing that was given at Craven Cottage, Ronaldo was of no consequence. Maybe, he saw the terminal decline earlier than Chris and decided to bolt before the truth eventually came out.
Well, the injury plagued curtain raisers (Gunners) are now raising more than a few eyebrows, what with Ferguson conceding for Man Who? that “…there is no light at the end of the tunnel”.
As for the Kop, eerie reminders of a bygone age (a.k.a. Leeds United) keep coming back with regularity – the sink into the mire may now be irreversible, and Torres and Gerrard may now say enough is truly enough!!!!
It’s now time to play for a serious unit.
Chiti
alisand singogo
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Subject: SUNNIER DAYS - MOVEMENT, PACE AND TECHNIQUE
Chris Kampamba
My hat is off Chiti, this was definitely an Arsenal weekend!
Chiti Mataka
Chris,
What joy u have given me for the comments you have made; I am still in shock at the humility shown by Alisand, and was wondering whether it was a setup and the clan was plotting to lure me to sleep.
So Man U can actually have a human heart!
Good day and all the blessings of the festive season.
alisand singogo
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Chris Kampamba
SOMEONE ASKED ME YESTERDAY, CAN’T REMEMBER WHO, WHAT GAMES WERE LEFT FOR 2009, HERE YOU GO!
Monday, 28 December 2009
Blackburn v Sunderland, 15:00
Stoke v Birmingham, 15:00
Tottenham 2 v 0 West Ham, 12:45
Wolverhampton v Man City, 19:45
Tuesday, 29 December 2009
Aston Villa v Liverpool, 19:45
Wednesday, 30 December 2009
Portsmouth v Arsenal, 19:45
alisand singogo
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alisand singogo
Chiti, Chiti mwana Mataka..
Uwa pi?
You back in the Himalaya Mountains being the strategist on the Gunners campaign or what? You mean you cannot mark JT with all his problems? Ahhh come now shame get back on full song..not Song your defender cum destroyer...
Sad you retired early to have a quiet time with family rather than the routine post match pitcher.
Ali
Chiti Mataka
Hi,
But how is the campaign structured? God helps only those that help themselves.
Chiti
From: Nsama Mataka
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Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 11:23 AM
To: 'Chris Kampamba'; umu...@googlegroups.com; 'alisand singogo';
Mubanga Mweniweingwe Kondolo; 'john kombe'; 'Bwalya Mwewa'; 'vincent
wakunguma'; Chiti Mataka; 'Chandalala Kondolo'; 'Kachinga Sichone'
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Subject: Chris Kampamba
Gents,
As you might have seen in today’s Newspapers, Mr Chris Kampamba is vying for top office of the National Basketball Association. It is in this regards that I request you all to wish him luck in this weekend’s elections.
Kindly pray for him so that we introduce quality leadership in our national affairs.
Regards,
Nsama.
Chiti Mataka
O’Bangz,
What I mean is, is there anything else that needs to be done on the ground.
I fully agree on the need for prayer, but equally recognize the need for strategy and hard work.
Anyway, he is our china, and he must win.
CKM
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Mweniweingwe Kondolo
Sent: Friday, March 05, 2010 12:02 PM
To: Chiti Mataka; 'Nsama Mataka'; 'Chris Kampamba';
'umu...@googlegroups.com'; 'alisand singogo'; 'john kombe'; 'Bwalya Mwewa';
'vincent wakunguma'; 'Chandalala Kondolo'; 'Kachinga Sichone'
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Subject: RE: Chris Kampamba
Indiana,
A prayer from you is part of the campaign structure.
Chris Kampamba
Mwempalume ala Natasha sana, makamaka kuli Nsama. However let me put the record straight. I will not stand just now for several reasons but major of which is the timing. Attached find my press release which I hope the papers will pick up.
alisand singogo
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Sent: Fri, 5 March, 2010 14:19:52
Subject: RE: Chris Kampamba
Leon Mpehle
Namanje!!!!!!
Chiti Mataka
We are still in it. Watch the tilt in the race when Chelsea maul Man Who and we skin Wolves!!!
Chiti
From: Mubanga
Mweniweingwe Kondolo
Sent: Monday, March 29, 2010 6:59 PM
To: Wakunguma, Vincent: BB Zambia; alisand singogo;
umu...@googlegroups.com; Chiti Mataka; Nsama Mataka; Bobi K Nebwe; john kombe;
Bwalya Mwewa; Ben Kauzeni
Subject: RE: ARSENAL SURE (Tenzeli Nabo)
Indiana has been very QUIET …….. Abena Jones, say something!!!!
From: Wakunguma, Vincent:
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Sent: 08/02/2010 3:46 PM
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Kondolo; Nsama Mataka; Bobi K Nebwe; john kombe; Bwalya Mwewa; Ben Kauzeni
Subject: ARSENAL SURE (Tenzeli Nabo)
8:00 Mourners assemble at church - Smugglers Inn
9:00 Eulogy
9:30 Mourners dispatch body to Leopards Hill
15:00 Mourners at smugglers receive live footage of burial in progress
15:30 Grave diggers Chelsea arrive..
……Burying……
16:00 Placing of flowers
17:00 Team representative
18:00 Mourners disperse from church….
Imwe tuma Arsenal check picture and burrial program
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