Only ugandans-just a joke
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KASIBANTE SAMUEL
Mar 15, 2011, 10:01:48 AM3/15/11
to KCC SDA, MUSDAA google SDA, UMLATA
1. Are engaged for five years or more.
2. Never bother to divorce, they just separate.
3. Are late to church, work, and everything else
...EXCEPT when the disco is free before 9 p.m.
4. Refer to diabetes as 'sugar'.
5. Show up at weddings, showers, graduation, and
birthday
parties in a new outfit with nails and hair done but
no gift.
6. In relation to #5, they eat like crazy and take a
plate home.
7. Consider "clubbing" or "hanging" as a monthly
expense.
8. Leave bills (instead of insurance money) behind for
surviving relatives.
9. Borrow money for a wedding.
10. Have mothers who can use curse words and religion
ALL IN ONE SENTENCE, like - Lord, give me strength
because I am about to knock the hell out of
this child.
11. Spend the car insurance money on everything EXCEPT
getting the dent fixed.
12. Invite co-workers and all their friends to their
child's first birthday party, which happens to have a
professional DJ with only about three kids (including
the child) in attendance.
13. Start every sentence with "Me I..." For example,
"Me I donno why you are saying that I always say 'Me
I'."
14. Say 'spend' when they are staying the night
elsewhere from home.
Example: Are you going to spend the night at her
place?
15. Put iron rods in all windows and main doors...
referring to them as "burglars".
16. Use "Kyoka" as an exclamation mark. Example:
Kyoka, what are you doing?
17. Believe "Anti" is an English word for "Because"
18. Think it is cool to drink and drive and get away
with it - "I don't know how I got home that day?the
way I was soo drunk!"
19. Think all their economic and social problems are
caused by "Museveni" when in fact some have never been
to school.
20. Pack up all their earthly goods to go to kyalo
(village) for a week in December, only to pack them
all back again after that one week and return to
tao (town).
21. Call travelling "flying out".
Example: She flew out (no one ever seems to wonder
where all these Ugandans fly to).
22. Think that taking a clerical job in a company is
better than toiling in their parents' family business.
23. Prefer washing cars and dishes in the USA to
toiling in their 20-acre tea farms in Uganda.
24. Call their homes "at ours".
example: At ours, we eat tooke every day.
25. Complain for five years about poor governance and
corruption then vote the same clowns back to
Parliament.
26.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. Go on strike for one day and expect the government
to resign!
28. Sit back in their homes and expect their MP to
"bring Development".
29. Refuse to insure against anything and expect you
to bankroll them when calamity strikes... through
fundraisings (read begging meetings).
30. Sit calmly and sometimes cheer as a mad man drives
them in a ramshackle taxi at breakneck speed to
certain death.
31. Drive with their windows wound up when they get to
the city centre because of 4-year-old brats armed with human faeces, and still claim to be free people
2. Never bother to divorce, they just separate.
3. Are late to church, work, and everything else
...EXCEPT when the disco is free before 9 p.m.
4. Refer to diabetes as 'sugar'.
5. Show up at weddings, showers, graduation, and
birthday
parties in a new outfit with nails and hair done but
no gift.
6. In relation to #5, they eat like crazy and take a
plate home.
7. Consider "clubbing" or "hanging" as a monthly
expense.
8. Leave bills (instead of insurance money) behind for
surviving relatives.
9. Borrow money for a wedding.
10. Have mothers who can use curse words and religion
ALL IN ONE SENTENCE, like - Lord, give me strength
because I am about to knock the hell out of
this child.
11. Spend the car insurance money on everything EXCEPT
getting the dent fixed.
12. Invite co-workers and all their friends to their
child's first birthday party, which happens to have a
professional DJ with only about three kids (including
the child) in attendance.
13. Start every sentence with "Me I..." For example,
"Me I donno why you are saying that I always say 'Me
I'."
14. Say 'spend' when they are staying the night
elsewhere from home.
Example: Are you going to spend the night at her
place?
15. Put iron rods in all windows and main doors...
referring to them as "burglars".
16. Use "Kyoka" as an exclamation mark. Example:
Kyoka, what are you doing?
17. Believe "Anti" is an English word for "Because"
18. Think it is cool to drink and drive and get away
with it - "I don't know how I got home that day?the
way I was soo drunk!"
19. Think all their economic and social problems are
caused by "Museveni" when in fact some have never been
to school.
20. Pack up all their earthly goods to go to kyalo
(village) for a week in December, only to pack them
all back again after that one week and return to
tao (town).
21. Call travelling "flying out".
Example: She flew out (no one ever seems to wonder
where all these Ugandans fly to).
22. Think that taking a clerical job in a company is
better than toiling in their parents' family business.
23. Prefer washing cars and dishes in the USA to
toiling in their 20-acre tea farms in Uganda.
24. Call their homes "at ours".
example: At ours, we eat tooke every day.
25. Complain for five years about poor governance and
corruption then vote the same clowns back to
Parliament.
26.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. Go on strike for one day and expect the government
to resign!
28. Sit back in their homes and expect their MP to
"bring Development".
29. Refuse to insure against anything and expect you
to bankroll them when calamity strikes... through
fundraisings (read begging meetings).
30. Sit calmly and sometimes cheer as a mad man drives
them in a ramshackle taxi at breakneck speed to
certain death.
31. Drive with their windows wound up when they get to
the city centre because of 4-year-old brats armed with human faeces, and still claim to be free people
32 Only ugandans fight for deceased people's property before burial, not even minding whether they had any children they where taking care of.......
33 Only Ugandan Men come home and raise there Legs to the table expecting the wife to do the rest, when they arrived from work at the same time in the same car
33 Only Ugandan Men come home and raise there Legs to the table expecting the wife to do the rest, when they arrived from work at the same time in the same car
34. Only Ugandans receive messages from the Office of their Prime Minister warning of a prolonged drought till May, and the following week it starts raining!
KASIBANTE SAMUEL
0773450485, kasi...@yahoo.com
MLT haematology, BLT-MUK
UCSF-IDI ARKS (University of Califonia San Francisco-Infectious Diseases Institute Antiretroviral therapy for Kaposi's sarcoma) Study
All that is required for evil to triumph/to stay/ to conquer is for good people to keep quiet/do nothing
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