Our Red Universe
S D Rodrian
herbert...@webtv.net (G=EMC^2 Glazier) wrote:
> To think that ours is the only universe
> is very naive thinking. The
> reason is nature does not make "one"
> of anything. Herb
You mean there's another one of you
running around loose in the streets somewhere?!?!
Damn! O well, whatchagonna-due?
Herb, you're getting all worked up over
this election "show" as if it were real!
It's not: It's simply a soap opera like
any other one. I'm actually enjoying it:
Remember Wells's War of The Worlds!...?
Same thing...
Today's episode takes place in Leon Country
where a judge is going through a list of
possible witnesses for today's trial:
The Democrats will only propose two witnesses
in order to speed things up. The Republicans
are proposing 666 witnesses or more (as they
figure that it really didn't matter whether
they're accepted or not BECAUSE it'd take
the judge a month or more just to go through
the list:
JUDGE: Let's see... Peewee Herman?!
That's right, Your Honor: Most Americans
believe that this whole process is indecent
and... we wish to call upon Mr. Herman as
an expert witness.
JUDGE: Approved. President Reagan?! Isn't
he suffering form Alzheimer's?
That's right, Your Honor: That's why we'd like to
call him... because of his dementia: we can't see
how it could do any harm to have him say a few words.
JUDGE: Denied. Checkers?! That dog's been dead,
what?... 20 years or more!
But Nixon had him stuffed, Your Honor. So we'd like
to call as a rebuttal witness to the ballot boxes
from all those Democratic counties that've been
stuffed by the Democrats so far in this election.
JUDGE: Approved. The Mummy?!
Yes, Your Honor: We will call on the Mummy to
rebut Warren Christopher.
JUDGE: Approved. But... Roby the Robot?!
Your Honor: Mr. Robot is prepared to testify
that the same company that built him also
built Al Gore... in Guatemala! [Audience gasps.]
JUDGE: Approved. The Energizer Bunny? Why?!
We have a bet going on whether four years from now
Al Gore or the Bunny will still be at it.
JUDGE: Denied. This can't be right: Saddam
Hussein AND Fidel Castro?!?!?
It's true, Your Honor: We plan to introduce
surveillance tape snowily but fuzzily showing
BOTH Fidel Castro AND Saddam Hussein voting
for Al Gore in Broward county AND in Miami-Dade!
JUDGE: Approved.
Approved... ad infinitum.
Bye, (sic) [pun]
S D Rodrian
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