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Big Man in a Small
Town
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to
attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because
he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone.
He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he
saw a man coming up the sidewalk to his office. He decided to make a big
impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe
picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while saying, "No.
Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case
for less than $1 million. Yes. The appeals court has agreed to hear that case
next week. I'll be handling the primary argument, and the other members of my
team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week
to discuss the details."
This sort of thing went on for almost five
minutes. All the while, the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions.
Finall! y, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.
"I'm sorry for
the delay," he said, "but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for
you?"
The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up
your phone."
Thanks to: Rich McEwan