Change your voicemail message on your mobile here
New Voicemail Message
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Spice up your voicemail with, Billy Connoly, Spice Girls Back Street Boys.
If you are in the UK and have a mobile then have a go.
Now you can personalise your Mobile phone in a way never before possible.
Upload a specially pre recorded greeting to your Mobile Voicemail service
and surprise your friends.
It's easy and fun, and it works with almost all mobile phones in the UK.
You can choose from a range of Greeting categories, Comedy to Celebrities
and themes from the Movies and TV.
To upload a Greeting to your own mobile phone just call our special premium
rate number at the top of each sample page. You will need to input your own
mobile phone number, and your voicemail pincode.
When you make your selection it will be automatically transferred. Then
anybody leaving you a message will be amazed when they hear your new
greeting.
To connect a voicemail dial 09061 204810
Here is a list of voicemails you can choose from.
John Wayne ,hold on there pilgrim, just because this is an answering machine
doesnt give you the right to hangup-160103
Madonna Vogue, What are you calling for? Remember when you hear the beep
express yourself...-160104
Clint Eastwood, Theres no hear but smith weston and me .... -160105
Bogart, Of all of the answering machines in all the world you had to call
mine- 160106
Bond,Sean and James- 160116
Austin Powers, Like no ones home baby ....-160309
Homer, "Hello, you have reached the home of whoever youre
calling..." -160412
Cooper, Hello you rotten blood sucker this is Alice ....- 160601
George Bush, I cant answer the phone right now ....- 160602
The King, He he he hello baby this is the king ....- 160603
Gazza, Whey hey man am oot on the toon with me mates ...-160604
Nickolson, Normally I wouldnt answer the phone myself but ....-160605
The Frog, Testing testing ahem I must have a frog in my throat -160606
Inspector, I cant get to the phone right now, Im engaged in mortal combat
with kato ....- 160608
The Queen, My lords ladies and gentlemen ...-160609
Ronald Regan, Hello. Im here taking a message -160610
Hannibul Lecter, Have the lambs stopped screaming, dont bother with the
trace I wont be on long enough. -160612
Robin Williams, Hello you have reached Dr Hiemlick leave a message -160613
Arnold Schwartznegger, Asta la vista baby dont teminate your call...-160614
Flanders, Howdely doodely doo!-160615
Britney, Hi this is Britney spears - sometimes my friend cant come to the
phone... -160622
Dame Edna, Hello possoms im sorry im not able to pick up the megastar
hotline -160623
Frank Butcher, Ricky Ricky. Im just over the vic with Phil and Peggy -160624
Corrie, Thankyou for calling, I said THANKYOU FOR CALLING ! Ashley is
...-160625
Jim Royal, Answer that bloody phone will you pet.. voicemail my arse
! -160626
Billy Connoly, Ha ha ! So youve been answered by this wee machince then
.. -160627
Millionair, Hello and thankyou for calling millionair. Youve phoned a friend
..-160628
Kevin, Its so unfair taking messages all the time -160629
Becks, Im out, but victoria has asked me to take a message, but I need a
crayon, brooklyn ! -160630
Bugs, Hey ! whats up ! you want to talk to me .. -160631
Obiwan, Hello my little friend, my name is .. -160632
Fred Dob Hello, if you dont leave a message Id say Oii, No ! -160633
Richer, This is a digital phone, why is it digital, because I am
considerably richer than yow. -160634
Wallace, Cracking message lad ! Do you think theyll leave a message or
cheese ? -160635
Grossman , Sooo, who do we have here then. Extraordinary sophistication and
just a hint of .. -160636
Alli G, You ave called the Staines massive ..-160637
Motson, Hello I cant come to the phone as Im comentating .. -160638
Matrix, I know what your thinking.. this is where it begins .. -160639
Homer, Ooh ! Is that some one callling this mobile .. -160640
To connect a voicemail dial 09061 204810
Funny Voicemails
Post-office, You have reached the post office - at the tone please write us
a letter -160101
Get a pencil Just hang on while I get a pencil.. -160102
Altzheimers, Hi youve reached the Altzheimers Research
errrr....lavatory -160107
sixsense, We know you you are and what you want so at the sound of the tone
please hang up -160108
Afterlifevoicemail, Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System...-160109
Aliengreeting, Greetings Earthlings, I am an extraterrestrial
being... -160110
Anxious, Hello, I told you never to call me here -160111
Drinking, sorry I cant answer the phone right now, Im at the pub -160112
Dude, Dude, were not home...Bogus... -160113
Fawlty, Will you answer that phone dear? No, not you... -160114
Fagger, How you all doing out there? I cant hear you... -160115
Mission to invade .. The President in not in the office at this
time.. -160117
Onlyfools Im afraid theres no one available to take your call...-160118
Monty Python, You have called the monty pythons silly voice mail... -160120
Emergency, We interupt this phone call to advise you of an... -160121
Toofat, The fingers you have used to dial are too fat -160122
Mission to leave a message ,Hello caller, your mission, should you choose to
accept it ... -160123
Cant find phone, Hello, Im home right now, but I cant find the
phone..-160124
Screening calls, Hello were at home right now screening our calls... -160125
City morgue, Hello city morgue you kill them we chill em -160126
Family Ties, -160127
Goodluck, Hello please leave your name number ...after we doctored the
tape... -160128
Someone is drowning, Gday, what hes trying to say is theres no one hear to
take your call right now.. -160129
Cleaning weapons, Hi we are home but were cleaning our weapons....-160130
God speaking, Hello, god speaking please leave your name and
number... -160131
Hello, hello, hello Hello , helloooo, hellooooo -160132
You are under arrest, Everything you say will be under oath you have the
right to remain silent -160134
Gone with the wind the sweeping saga of love and war comes to a voice
mailbox near you -160136
Young ones, now would you get that bloody phone I just did... -160137
Flatulence, Im afraid im indesposed at the moment .. phuarrp !! -160138
All tied up , Hello Im sorry but nobody here can come to phone right now cos
their all tied up I should know..... -160139
To connect a voicemail dial 09061 204810
Songs Voicemails
Bohemian, Is this s real voice No this is an answerphone -160301
Dont care, I dont care who you are why you called -160302
Dont hang up, Dont hang up oh no dont do it!! -160303
Spicegirls, If you wanna be my lover -160305
Coke Cola, Were sorry were not at home (Coke Cola theme) -160306
Friends (TV), You better leave a message before you go away... -160307
Satnight fever, Well, you can tell by the way I answer your call theres no
one at home no one at all -160310
No one home, Were sorry, were not home right now we thank you for your
call.... -160312
Sandman, Mr Sandman please call again or at the beep you can leave your
name -160314
ABBA, Were not home or were on the phone -160315
American woman, Thanks for calling but were not home -160317
Backstreet, Hi were sorry couldnt come to the phone -160318
Barbie, Either were not home or cant come to the phone -160319
Britany, oops we did it again we missed your call -160320
Cher, Were either popped out or on the phone -160321
Nsync, Talking on the phone is a game for two... -160323
Ricky Martin, We would love to talk but nobody is at home now -160324
Take that - Ill call you back, There is noone at home whatever you want
dont hangup the phone leave a message .. -160325
Elvis Since my baby left me, Well since my baby left me theres just noone
left at home noone to take your call accept..... -160330
Will Smith Leave your name, Leave your name for us from the first time the
phone rang all across the hall I knew there was no... -160331
Boyzone You didnt call, You didnt call me for fun girl I am not that dum
girl you called me for a reason let the reason be.. -160333
Hot Chocolate You sexy thing, I believe in miracles when you call you sexy
thing..... -160336
Boogie Woogie, Hi we are really sorry that we are not at home weve either
popped out or we are on the phone.... -160339
Thanks for the ring, So youve finally made the call you see it wasnt hard
at all and now youve dialed us once.... -160340
Rap, Yo whats up thanks for ringing our bell -160411
Bizzare fart, Hello friends and thanks for calling Flatulence
Anonymous -160201
To connect a voicemail dial 09061 204810
Bizzare Voicemails
Dial An Asshole, Dial An Asshole -160202
Erotheatre, Thanks for calling the erotheatre the ultimate erotic
machine. -160205
Insult, What is it you great pillock why do you persist in bothering
us. -160206
Obscene, Heavy breathing whoops you called me. -160207
Toilet, There he sits reading a magazine suddenly the phone rings -160208
Santa, Thankyou for calling the north pole Santa is in mexico at the moment
guzzling tequila -160209
Sexy, She tore the silk of her bodice exposing her creamy flesh to the
chill of the night air. -160210
Voice pattern encoded, Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded
and stored -160401
Answering machine, This is the Multiple Choice Answering Machine
Message -160402
Press 1 press 1, If you would like to press 1 press 1. However if you would
like to press 2 -160404
Angry, Hey Hey Where did you get this number what makes you think I want to
talk to you -160405
Formal message, Good Day the party at this residence is unavailable to
accept your call at present -160407
Irish, Hello are you calling me sure im just after leaving the
house -160408
Kitty, This answering machine has been connected to a 5000 volt power
supply that has been wired to this -160409
Pulpfiction, any of you hang up without leaving a message ill execute every
last one of you -160410
Spock, Greetings this is Science Officer Spock -160413
Advertisement, Youve reached the amazing phone o matic automatic answering
machine -160414
Aliens, we interrupt this phone call with a special new bulletin -160415
Press then press then press, If you want to leave a message please press
the star key turn around eight times and bark -160416
Chicken ,This is gluck enterprises (chicken) -160417
Flight, Welcome to flight 416 the flight to -160418
Japanese Learn japanese in 2 hrs -160419
My wife and I, Sorry my wife and I cant get to the phone right
ooowwww -160420
Between holidays, I cant come to the phone right now because im having my
ankle tattoed -160421
Bombing out Thanking for calling but unfortunately we are at our bombing
making seminar. -160422
Wanna star in a movie, Hey gooday youve reached gengasis pornographic films
unlimited -160423
Amnesia, cant get to the phone right now because ive got amnesia -160425
Algabraquiz, Yeah hello please leave your name and number after the
tone. -160427
Talk to mine, Hello I dont have a lot of repour with anything I cant reason
with -160428
Homer Ali and Billy Who is dat calling on me mobile.. porn stars in
pringfield.. more like titties if you ask me -160429
Turtle Tribute, Poor little nipper has gone away we cant come to the phone
right now because our pet turtle dippy -160430
Evil Answering Machine, Welcome your deep down the answering machine leave
your message after the scream.... -160431
Bad Girl, Hello the number you are calling from has been traced and your
details forwarded to an online...... -160432
Bob the Burglar, Hellow this is the Bob the burglar the owner aint home
right now then do so but it dont matter...... -160433
Borg, We are the borg we are interaction your interacting your
communications you are to leave a..... -160434
Budweiser, Budweiser....budweiser.... budweiser please leave a message
after the tone thankyou -160435
Cat, Hi Im not able to come to the phone right now so please leave a
message for my cat..... -160436
Dial a Confession, Good day my child and welcome to dial a confession if
you leave your name and number...... -160437
Resevoir Phone, Five telemarketers one big phone scam its clinton
tarantinos resevoir phone..... -160438
Dont beep, Dont you do that now dont you dare dont you beep I dont want to
hear it ...............-160439
Joes Crematorium, Hi youve reached Joes crematorium you kill we grill
please leave a message. -160440
PMS Line, Thankyou for the international pms crisis hotline all of our
counsellors are occupied at the moment. -160441
Anwser phones answer phone This is the answering services answering service
the answering that normally supplies ............ -160442
Star Trek, This is captain Johnluke Pecard of USS enterprise -160443
Stuck in the phone, Hey yeh hi can you help me please can you help me Im
stuck down here in the phone........ -160444
French Connection, Listen very carefully I will say this only once at this
moment nobody is home but you can leave .... -160446
Psychiatrich Hotline, Welcome to the psychiatrich hotline if your paranoid
we know who you are and what you want..... -160448
This service is available for all mobiles networks and all types of
handsets.
You will need your voice mail pin number.
Default pins: BT Cellnet 8705, Orange 1111, Vodafone 3333, one2one 1210,
Virgin 7890 (Vodafone & Orange users must change the default if you haven't
done so before)
Ensure that all calls are diverted to voicemail when you make the call to
the order number.
Your voicemail must be activated and you must have recorded a full voicemail
greeting of your own before you call the order hotline.
If you have a network default greeting message such as "The person you are
calling is busy", then we can not guarantee that the service will work
correctly.
During the call we will be calling your mobile answer phone so please do not
hang up until the process is complete and you are told to do so or the
transfer may not be successful.
This service cannot be used with The BT 902 business service nor the Orange
messenger service. It is also advisable to delete any new messages from your
voice mail before calling.
Below are the details given out in help section on the main services:
General Help
To transfer your chosen fun voice mail you will need to know your mobile
number and your voice mail pin code, if you do not enter the correct pin
code for your own voicemail Service your voice mail greeting will cannot be
transferred.
When your chosen Voicemail Greeting is being transferred you must allow all
calls go to your voicemail service. Otherwise the transfer cannot be made so
please ensure your voice mail service is activated and turn your mobile
phone off.
Your voicemail pin code is only required when you want to retrieve your
messages from another phone besides you own mobile.
If you have only ever retrieved your voicemail messages using your mobile,
you probably never needed your pin code. This is because the mobile network
can recognise your mobile phone and automatically give you access to your
own messages. Your mobile acts like a key and it prevents unauthorised
access to your messages.
Your voicemail pin code is not the same as your handset pin number and if
you don't know your pin code, you can call your voicemail service at any
time to choose another.
Calls cost £1.50 per min from a landline and last just over 3 mins.
The voices given are impersonations.
Please ask bill payers permission before using this service. Only availiable
to oiver 18's.
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Martin Dunn
<sp...@email.com> wrote:
>Calls cost £1.50 per min from a landline and last just over 3 mins.
>The voices given are impersonations.
>Please ask bill payers permission before using this service. Only availiable
>to oiver 18's.
Just in case anyone thought this spammers was giving the service away
for free - and fake voices too - what a scam!
Michael Rodgers
news:qLOb7.18433$hs5.3...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> Millionair, Hello and thankyou for calling millionair. Youve phoned a
friend
Million-air?
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Michael Rodgers, Plymouth UK
http://www.network-southeast.co.uk - The NSE Page
http://www.ukrailwayfaq.co.uk - uk.railway FAQ
James
"Martin Dunn" <marti...@dell.com> wrote in message
news:3b6fbfd4...@news.claranews.com...
ICSTIS may be interested as the spamvertisement appears to break several
paragraphs of their code of practice.
Richard
"Michael Rodgers" <nseINT...@network-southeast.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9kol37$5e7r5$1...@ID-43430.news.dfncis.de...
> "New Voicemail Message" <sp...@email.com> wrote in message
> news:qLOb7.18433$hs5.3...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...
> > Millionair, Hello and thankyou for calling millionair. Youve phoned a
> friend
>
> Million-air?
Richard Bransons new First Class only airline.