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Graham

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Apr 23, 2004, 6:15:23 PM4/23/04
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Can someone tell me what is the accepted colloquial usage of DSLAM?
Is it Dee Slam, D.S.L Am, or just D.S.L.A.M.

I Just want to bullsh... eh, I mean, sound informed should the subject come
up in conversation.


Graham.


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Andy M Jenkins

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Apr 23, 2004, 7:08:39 PM4/23/04
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Graham wrote:

> Can someone tell me what is the accepted colloquial usage of DSLAM?
> Is it Dee Slam, D.S.L Am, or just D.S.L.A.M.
>
> I Just want to bullsh... eh, I mean, sound informed should the subject come
> up in conversation.

Well one of the Network Managers responsible for the broadband network
at BT prounced it 'Dizlam' in a recent phone conversation. Took me 10
minutes to work out what he was talking about!

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Zomaar

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Apr 23, 2004, 7:14:14 PM4/23/04
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"Graham" <m...@u.com> wrote in message news:4089...@212.67.96.135...

> Can someone tell me what is the accepted colloquial usage of DSLAM?
> Is it Dee Slam, D.S.L Am, or just D.S.L.A.M.
>
> I Just want to bullsh... eh, I mean, sound informed should the subject
come
> up in conversation.
>
>
> Graham.

Dee Slam

Ali


Colin Wilson

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Apr 23, 2004, 7:27:07 PM4/23/04
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> just D.S.L.A.M.

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Beck

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Apr 24, 2004, 5:32:04 AM4/24/04
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"Graham" <m...@u.com> wrote in message news:4089...@212.67.96.135...
> Can someone tell me what is the accepted colloquial usage of DSLAM?
> Is it Dee Slam, D.S.L Am, or just D.S.L.A.M.
>
> I Just want to bullsh... eh, I mean, sound informed should the subject
come
> up in conversation.

I dont know, I just say D.S. Lam


smitone

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Apr 23, 2004, 7:55:41 PM4/23/04
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Just be your self if the issue comes up ask where the person comes from
then chat about them that should be enough bull shit

sorry lazy answer above


"Graham" <m...@u.com> wrote in message news:4089...@212.67.96.135...

Lurch

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Apr 24, 2004, 5:40:52 AM4/24/04
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On Fri, 23 Apr 2004 23:15:23 +0100, in uk.telecom.broadband "Graham"
<m...@u.com> strung together this:

>Can someone tell me what is the accepted colloquial usage of DSLAM?
>Is it Dee Slam, D.S.L Am, or just D.S.L.A.M.
>
>I Just want to bullsh... eh, I mean, sound informed should the subject come
>up in conversation.
>

I usually mutter it quietly and quickly, with the random pronunciation
of the day! When someone says "what was that" you just say "you know,
the DSL card in the exchange". You can even spell it out sarcastically
at this point if you want!
Usually Dee SLAM though.
--

SJW
A.C.S. Ltd.

David Griffin

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Apr 24, 2004, 6:40:37 AM4/24/04
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I pronounce it dee slam as well.

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Bob Eager

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Apr 24, 2004, 6:45:51 AM4/24/04
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My vote...

I've always pronounced it 'dizz-lam'...

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Mark Lewis

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Apr 24, 2004, 6:53:28 AM4/24/04
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"Graham" wrote:

> I Just want to bullsh...

"Digital Subscriber Line Access Multiplexer" would make you sound like
you were worth fifty an hour.


Your Brother in Dslam,

Mark W. Lewis, Broadband for Long Ashton & Failand

www.failand.org.uk

Alan LeHun

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Apr 24, 2004, 8:40:17 AM4/24/04
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In article <c6dc6j$per$1...@hercules.btinternet.com>,
beck...@removebtopenworld.com says...

> I dont know, I just say D.S. Lam
>
So I'm not the only one...

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Ian & Hilda Dedic

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Apr 24, 2004, 10:46:29 AM4/24/04
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Graham wrote:

The telecomms equipment manufacturers (who we deal with) say dee-slam.

Ian

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Bob Eager

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Apr 24, 2004, 10:55:58 AM4/24/04
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On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 14:46:29 UTC, Ian & Hilda Dedic
<news....@dedics.co.uk> wrote:

> The telecomms equipment manufacturers (who we deal with) say dee-slam.

Well, thar's it then!

Reminds me of an ongoing discussion with my doctor about the
pronunciation of 'doxazosin'.

Finally settled when I had dinner with the man from Pfizer involved in
naming it...!

Steve Walker

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Apr 24, 2004, 1:06:13 PM4/24/04
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Bob Eager wrote:

> Reminds me of an ongoing discussion with my doctor about the
> pronunciation of 'doxazosin'.
>
> Finally settled when I had dinner with the man from Pfizer involved in
> naming it...!

They use humans for that? I always thought it was done with a scrabble
bag....


Bob Eager

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Apr 24, 2004, 1:12:44 PM4/24/04
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On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 17:06:13 UTC, "Steve Walker" <spam...@beeb.net>
wrote:

It was a committee, apparently!

PlusNet Support

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Apr 24, 2004, 1:56:24 PM4/24/04
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Dee SLAM here.

| Luke Horwath Unmetered & ADSL solutions
| Comms Team for Home & Business
| PlusNet Technologies Ltd. @ http://www.plus.net
+ ----- My Referrals - It pays to recommend PlusNet -----+

DB

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Apr 24, 2004, 2:57:42 PM4/24/04
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"Bob Eager" <rd...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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A committee is probably slightly better than an advertising agency ;-)


Paul Cummins

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Apr 24, 2004, 3:44:12 PM4/24/04
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In article <c6dc6j$per$1...@hercules.btinternet.com>,
beck...@removebtopenworld.com (Beck) wrote:

> I dont know, I just say D.S. Lam

Dee Es Lam

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Wasting Bandwidth since 1981


Bob Eager

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Apr 24, 2004, 3:45:59 PM4/24/04
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On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 18:57:42 UTC, "DB" <db...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "Bob Eager" <rd...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
> news:176uZD2KcidF-p...@rikki.tavi.co.uk...
> > On Sat, 24 Apr 2004 17:06:13 UTC, "Steve Walker" <spam...@beeb.net>
> > wrote:
> >
> > > Bob Eager wrote:
> > >
> > > > Reminds me of an ongoing discussion with my doctor about the
> > > > pronunciation of 'doxazosin'.
> > > >
> > > > Finally settled when I had dinner with the man from Pfizer involved in
> > > > naming it...!
> > >
> > > They use humans for that? I always thought it was done with a scrabble
> > > bag....
> >
> > It was a committee, apparently!

> A committee is probably slightly better than an advertising agency ;-)

Remember this was the name of the compound. The product name came later,
and that probably *was* from an advertising agency! (Cardura)

eusty

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Apr 24, 2004, 5:14:38 PM4/24/04
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Andy M Jenkins wrote:

> Graham wrote:
>
>> Can someone tell me what is the accepted colloquial usage of DSLAM?
>> Is it Dee Slam, D.S.L Am, or just D.S.L.A.M.
>>
>> I Just want to bullsh... eh, I mean, sound informed should the
>> subject come
>> up in conversation.
>
>
> Well one of the Network Managers responsible for the broadband network
> at BT prounced it 'Dizlam' in a recent phone conversation. Took me 10
> minutes to work out what he was talking about!
>

I noticed that as well......

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Ric

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Apr 26, 2004, 4:49:18 AM4/26/04
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> A committee is probably slightly better than an advertising agency ;-)

What if it were an advertising committee?


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