You NEED to know this.....
Ben Towers
I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
do so until I ejaculate.
I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
Halmyre
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Richard
You are in good company, most posters here also seem to be
wankers................
Ben Towers
Yes. Quite a few of my students like to watch me masturbate - pre-teen
girls have such inquisitive minds!
Ben Towers
I have now achieved my aim of ejaculation.
Light of Aria
"Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote in message
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> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
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> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
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You are a mental patient or chimpanzee AICMFP.
Saxman
> I have now achieved my aim of ejaculation.
You can't be much of a wanker, because you can still see to type emails.
Cindy Hamilton
I recommend that you get a keyboard protector.
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
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> do so until I ejaculate.
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> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
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Is Percy's mouth nearby?
Col
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> do so until I ejaculate.
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> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
Why would I find this unacceptable?
Masturbation is is a perfectly normal activity.
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> "Ben Towers" <ben@towers> wrote in message
> news:3du3tv....@news.alt.net...
>> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
>> do so until I ejaculate.
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>> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
>
> Why would I find this unacceptable?
> Masturbation is is a perfectly normal activity.
He has neglected to tell you that he's standing (vaguely) in the chippy.
middl...@googlemail.com
I do hope they clean out the deep fat fryers.
MeaningWhat
> I am frantically masturbating whilst typing this and I will continue to
> do so until I ejaculate.
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> I do not care if you find this unacceptable.
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Special Care
it as their own private little fishpond.
Either way, he NEEDS to know THIS:
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The Seed and The Egg – a Vital Health Issue
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When the Victorians of nineteenth century England issued this stern
warning to young boys: "Masturbation makes you go insane," they were
only telling the truth. Carelessly spilling the seminal fluid is
disastrous to a man's physical and mental wellbeing.
The continuation of the species is the immediate priority for all life
forms. Therefore throughout Nature the seed and the egg are rich
storehouses of vital nutrients, intended to give new life a good start
in a dangerous world. It is for this reason that seeds and eggs have
always been highly prized as nutritious foods.
Strangely, we forget that this applies equally to human seeds and
human eggs.
Every time a man ejaculates he loses this rich store of nutrients,
which his body then must replace with difficulty from his food / sun /
air intake. It's easy to see that carelessly spilling the seminal
fluid on a daily basis will soon deplete a man's body of nutrients and
make him feeble in mind and body.
In every prison you will find middle-aged men with bent backs and pale
skin, gaunt and thin, their bodies drained of life through daily
masturbation to compensate for the loss of loving body contact.
Indian yogis often emphasize celibacy and conservation of semen as
being essential to spiritual progress. In athletics the coach always
advises the male members of his team to abstain from sexual relations
before a sporting event. Conversely, could today's widespread sexual
incontinence have anything to do with the upsurge in violent crime,
mental illness and physical deterioration?
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SAMSON AND DELILAH
The Hebrew scriptures are part of the collective iconography of
European civilization. In Judges, chapter 16, we find the strange and
puzzling story of Samson and Delilah, which most of us have heard but
few understand.
Judges 16:5
And the lords of the Philistines came up unto her, and said unto her:
Entice him, and see wherein his great strength lieth, and by what
means we may prevail against him, that we may bind him to afflict him,
and we will give thee every one of us eleven hundred pieces of
silver.
Judges 16:19
And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and
she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and she began
to afflict him, and his strength went from him.
On the surface this story makes no sense. Cutting a man's hair doesn't
cause the strength to go from him. Clearly the author was writing in
parables to get past the biblical censors, knowing the more discerning
readers would understand.
In biblical times women had no power – except their sexuality. There
was only one way a woman could take away a man's strength, and it was
not by cutting his hair. What Delilah did was to entice Samson into
frequent and sustained seminal emissions to drain the nutrients out of
his body faster than they could be replaced. Then the Philistines
overpowered him. The word 'entice' in verse 5 was a heavy hint.
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THE TEMPLE VIRGINS
Eggs have always been a prized food because they are rich in vital
nutrients intended to give new life a good start. What most people
don't know is that human eggs were once the most prized food of all.
The 'temple virgins' of pre-Christian times were not just for
decoration or sexual exploitation. Their key function was to supply
their menstrual fluid, which the priests would then drink ceremonially
from a golden chalice. Artistic representations of Temple Virgins
often show platters of succulent fresh fruit and other high-quality
foods alongside them, the purpose being to enable them to produce pure
and pleasant-tasting menstrual fluid for the priests to drink from the
golden chalice during their ceremonies. In this connection, see "On
the Temple Steps" by Edward Poynter:
http://www.mediusres.com/photo.asp?pic=TempleSteps
By some quirk of the imagination, or some accident of history, the
menstrual fluid of the Temple Virgins was seen not only as a health
drink but also as a mind-elevating elixir, a shortcut to spiritual
progress. A health drink it certainly was. For most people the true
meaning of the ceremony is still obscured by a collective amnesia.
The bowdlerized Christian 'communion' rite, substituting red wine
(which miraculously 'becomes the blood of Christ') was a "transition
doctrine" devised by Constantine in 325 AD in a cynical attempt to
cling to power by imposing a universal state religion on a decaying
empire. This transition doctrine of the 'blood of Christ' made it
easier to impose what we call Christianity on the diehard human egg
eaters / menstrual blood drinkers of the earlier religions. All these
ceremonies are unconscious celebrations of a forgotten orgy of
vampirism which occurred worldwide during an ancient survivalist
emergency, when the earth had been stripped of its vegetation for
about twenty years. "He that eateth my flesh and drinketh my blood
shall have life………" says Constantine's religion. Yes, of course, when
there was no vegetation on the earth for a generation. Even today we
still act out that buried memory in Christian churches in every town
every morning. These simulated blood-drinking ceremonies never had any
connection with Jesus. Constantine was simply building bridges between
the old religions and the new something-for-everybody compilation
religion designed to hold the empire together. The empire died; the
improvised compilation religion bizarrely lived on.
Another relic of the old religion is the shape of the entrances to
Christian church buildings and also church windows – until recently
always a curved arch with stone ridges representing the human female
vulva and labia, with a pointed object above to represent the
clitoris. The symbolism of the steeple / spire / bell tower is equally
obvious.
WOMEN'S LOSS, MEN'S GAIN
In those ancient temples, the priests' gain was the women's loss. The
loss of the menstrual fluid is as disastrous to women's health as the
loss of semen is to males. To imagine it is natural for women to
menstruate, to imagine that a healthy woman would menstruate, or that
it has always been this way, is short sighted. Women who adopt the
fruitarian diet and other natural practices often report that they
cease to menstruate. Cooking food is unnatural; most of what we do now
is unnatural; menstruation is unnatural…. and so on. It all fits. Pain
in childbirth is equally unnatural and unnecessary. Women who adopt
the 'Garden of Eden' diet / lifestyle have reported pain-free births.
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MEN'S ISSUES
Returning to male health and conservation of the seminal fluid, what
can be done in practical reality in the short term? A personal
anecdote may help. During periods of my life I had no sexual partner.
I also started drinking heavily nine years ago, to ease the pain of
living in an insane civilisation. I masturbate every few days as it
helps me to stay sane. I have no doubt that frequent loss of semen
combined with frequent alcohol intake would have wrecked my health by
now – if I had not discovered this knowledge of conservation of the
seminal fluid about nine years ago too.
I took the lesson seriously. Since then, whenever I masturbate I
collect my semen on a plate or handkerchief and put it to my mouth and
drink it back in, thus conserving my bodily nutrients and protecting
my health. I strongly advise all men who masturbate to do the same if
they care for their health. Equally I advise parents, teachers and
therapists to explain this to all males in their care, the earlier in
life the better. If you really care for your sons / students /
patients you will impart this health-giving, life-saving knowledge to
them.
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Similarly, when a man is regularly having sex with a partner, several
techniques can help to conserve bodily nutrients:
****Surgery is one possibility. It's not vasectomy but the diverting
of the entire seminal fluid back into the bloodstream, then sexual
relations continue as normal but with a 'dry' climax. This author does
not recommend this surgery.
****The Chinese claim there is a point on the male perineum where
pressure maintained with three fingers during orgasm can block the
flow of semen so that it disperses into the bloodstream instead of
being ejaculated. If you experiment and find this spot, your semen
conservation problems will be solved. Your partner may be willing to
apply the pressure on your perineum while you enjoy your orgasm.
****After fellatio a man's lover should gather all the semen in her
mouth and then kiss her partner, transferring the semen into his mouth
to be swallowed back into his body. Alternatively the man can
sometimes offer this gift of his love to his partner as a health
drink.
Doctors recommend a hot drink at bedtime, and it doesn't get any more
nutritious than this. Just don't waste it; it's far too precious.
****After vaginal intercourse, a woman can learn how to tighten her
muscles so as to squeeze the semen back out of her vaginal entrance,
then the man can lick it off her vulva and drink it back into his
body. Failing this, try gently scooping it out with a finger or narrow
spoon and swallowing it back down. If a condom is used, things are
more straightforward.
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This is not a joke. This is not pornography. This is a major health
issue. I'm being deadly serious and I'm trying to help you. I am
convinced that I would be lying on a hospital bed right now if I had
not begun conserving my seminal fluid nine years ago. If you are a
parent, teacher or doctor, you owe it to the young men in your care to
impart to them this life-saving, health-giving knowledge of seminal
conservation. Forget your embarrassment. Think of your
responsibilities toward these young men.
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Similarly women may wish to look at diet / lifestyle changes which
reduce the frequency and volume of their menstrual emissions and
enable them to give birth painlessly and free from vivisection-based
poisons.
The 'curse of Eve' need not be. As we once were, so we will become
again.
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AC
twit having a wank.
AC
Special Care
> i bet it took longer to type that then it did to erase it
Illustrated version here. Why don't you do something useful for a
change, you bums at soc.penpals?
http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dddp6bt4_159gts9zjcj
Soruk
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