Footballers with Girls Names XI
DDEckerslyke
Lilian Thuram
Jocelyn Angloma
Lauren
Paul C
Brandi Chastain ....this is easy.
--
Paul
Benny
> From : DDEckerslyke <spa...@tiscali.co.uk>
Lilian Laslandes
Emanuele Petit
Karol Poborsky
Robert Poleson
Robert Poleson
> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:06:16 -0000, DDEckerslyke wrote:
> > I start the bidding at
> >
> > Lilian Thuram
> > Jocelyn Angloma
> > Lauren
> >
> >
> >
> Jo Cole
>
Paul C
>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:10:01 -0000, Robert Poleson wrote:
>> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:06:16 -0000, DDEckerslyke wrote:
>> > I start the bidding at
>> >
>> > Lilian Thuram
>> > Jocelyn Angloma
>> > Lauren
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> Jo Cole
>>
>Oh yeah, Nikki Butt.
Ali McCoist and Geri Francis
--
Paul
Ryan
Stacey Coldicott who used to play for West Brom
Stef Kuntz
Ashley Cole (not that girlie)
Jody Craddock
Laurent Robert
Olivier Bernard
Michel Platini
--
regards
Ryan
---
You can build a thousand bridges but you if fuck one pig you're no longer
called a 'Bridge Builder', you're a 'Pig Fucker'
Benny
>Jolean Lescott
>Stacey Coldicott who used to play for West Brom
>Stef Kuntz
>Ashley Cole (not that girlie)
Yes he is!
>Jody Craddock
>Laurent Robert
>Olivier Bernard
>Michel Platini
Olivier isn't a girls name, Olive is.
Paul C
<ryan.doran@blueyonder(SPAMBLOCK).co.uk> wrote:
>Jolean Lescott
>Stacey Coldicott who used to play for West Brom
>Stef Kuntz
>Ashley Cole (not that girlie)
>Jody Craddock
>Laurent Robert
>Olivier Bernard
>Michel Platini
Jean Tigana
--
Paul
Robert Poleson
Juicy Jaaskalinen
Aegis
"Benny" <Be...@soccer-europe.com> a écrit dans le message de news:
zTXHYSB+...@soccer-europe.com...
eh, none of Lilian / Michel / Jocelyn / Emmanuel / Laurent / Olivier are
girls name
their female equivalent are Lilliane, Michelle, Jocelynne, Emmanuelle and
Laure. Olivier has no female equivalent (Olive is more a short name for
Olivier than a real name)
Paul C
>
>"Benny" <Be...@soccer-europe.com> a écrit dans le message de news:
>zTXHYSB+...@soccer-europe.com...
>> > Subject : Footballers with Girls Names XI
>> > From : Ryan <ryan....@blueyonder.co.uk>
>>
>> >Jolean Lescott
>> >Stacey Coldicott who used to play for West Brom
>> >Stef Kuntz
>> >Ashley Cole (not that girlie)
>>
>> Yes he is!
>>
>> >Jody Craddock
>> >Laurent Robert
>> >Olivier Bernard
>> >Michel Platini
>>
>> Olivier isn't a girls name, Olive is.
>
>eh, none of Lilian / Michel / Jocelyn / Emmanuel / Laurent / Olivier are
>girls name
>their female equivalent are Lilliane,
no-one told my grandmother that.
--
Paul
Tony McChrystal
Diana Ross.
--
Aegis
"Paul C" <pa...@thersgb.net> a écrit dans le message de news:
400abe22...@news.CIS.DFN.DE...
> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:09:42 +0100, "Aegis" <N...@SPAM.COM> wrote:
> >their female equivalent are Lilliane,
>
> no-one told my grandmother that.
She was called Lilian ?
well, lilian and liliane (without the double n, i made a typo) both exists,
one is supposed to be for boys, and the other one for girls ...
Jon de Souza
"Robert Poleson" <s...@m.no> wrote in message
news:MPG.1a74cd97e...@news.clara.net...
Elaine Parkes
Joan Horowitz
Jen Nunn
Antonia McChrystal
Jane dS
Roberta Poleson
Serious Tiger
JdS
Victoria Barrett
<pc019...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>"Robert Poleson" <s...@m.no> wrote in message
>> > On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:12:40 -0000, Robert Poleson <s...@m.no> wrote:
>> >
>> > >On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:10:01 -0000, Robert Poleson wrote:
>> > >> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:06:16 -0000, DDEckerslyke wrote:
>> > >> > I start the bidding at
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Lilian Thuram
>> > >> > Jocelyn Angloma
>> > >> > Lauren
>> > >> >
>> > >> Jo Cole
>> > >>
>> > >Oh yeah, Nikki Butt.
>> >
>> > Ali McCoist and Geri Francis
>> >
>> Juicy Jaaskalinen
And on the other side of the blanket, the two Victors: Victor Conlan
and Victor Barrett
>Elaine Parkes
>Joan Horowitz
>Jen Nunn
>Antonia McChrystal
>Jane dS
>Roberta Poleson
>Serious Tiger
Serieuse Tigre, I think you'll find. Aren't you dead, btw?
Benny
>eh, none of Lilian / Michel / Jocelyn / Emmanuel / Laurent / Olivier are
>girls name
They sound like girls names mate, that's the point. Olivier just sounds
poncey.
Victoria Barrett
>girls name
>their female equivalent are Lilliane, Michelle, Jocelynne, Emmanuelle and
>Laure. Olivier has no female equivalent (Olive is more a short name for
>Olivier than a real name)
Yes, but Aegis, in English Lilian, Jocelyn, etc. are all women's
names.
In England, male names which were quite common included Beverly,
Constance, Evelyn, Kim and Marion (John Wayne's first name, famously,
was Marion).
Those, especially to American ears, sound impossibly feminine and I
daresay to many more Brits today too.
Victoria Barrett
Fortunately, there's that difference. But you try dealing with
Dominiques sight-unseen in France. Eek, the faux-pas, the faux-pas!
John
"DDEckerslyke" <spa...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote in message
news:400aa...@mk-nntp-1.news.uk.worldonline.com...
Ryan
just imagining things again?
Jon de Souza
"Ryan" <ryan.doran@blueyonder(SPAMBLOCK).co.uk> wrote in message
news:1xAOb.162$Cj2...@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk...
> Olivier is pronounced similar to Olivia (as in Newton John, mmm') or am I
> just imagining things again?
In the same way that Ryan sounds like Diane I suppose.
JdS
Ben Nunn
(tony_mcSPAM...@hotmail.com), in message
Paul Nocock.
BTN
Allen Parkes
> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:09:42 +0100, "Aegis" <N...@SPAM.COM> wrote:
> In England, male names which were quite common included Beverly,
> Constance, Evelyn, Kim and Marion (John Wayne's first name, famously,
> was Marion).
There's one: Kim Kallstrom.
--
Al
"A fratricidal attitude. Thorougly post modern."
Goalie of the Century
writes
>(Olive is more a short name for Olivier than a real name)
On yer bus mate!!!"""!!!
What red blooded adolescent lad in the 1970s didn't have erotic
fantasies about Olive?
Apart from me, obviously.
<http://members.lycos.co.uk/busesfanclub/newpage.html>
--
Goalie of the Century
Paul C
<vbar...@the-beach.net> wrote:
>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 18:09:42 +0100, "Aegis" <N...@SPAM.COM> wrote:
>>eh, none of Lilian / Michel / Jocelyn / Emmanuel / Laurent / Olivier are
>>girls name
>>their female equivalent are Lilliane, Michelle, Jocelynne, Emmanuelle and
>>Laure. Olivier has no female equivalent (Olive is more a short name for
>>Olivier than a real name)
>
>Yes, but Aegis, in English Lilian, Jocelyn, etc. are all women's
>names.
>
>In England, male names which were quite common included Beverly,
>Constance, Evelyn, Kim and Marion (John Wayne's first name, famously,
>was Marion).
And that enormous wrestler 'Giant Haystacks' aka Shirley Crabtree.
--
Paul
Paul C
<vbar...@the-beach.net> wrote:
Vivian Fuchs
--
Paul
Benny
>And that enormous wrestler 'Giant Haystacks' aka Shirley Crabtree.
That was Big Daddy, Haystacks real name is Martin Ruane, I think he's a
jock.
OscarG
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
Sally Gunnell
Julie Walters
--
OscarG
Paul C
wrote:
A simple to mistake to make.
Are you a closet wrestling fan?
--
Paul
Steve H
<spa...@tiscali.co.uk> dribbled :
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
>
>
>
Colin "The Horsefucker" Horsefucker
--
Steve
There's three big tampons in this League, and two dangling strings.
[Ron Atkinson - 2003]
Benny
> From : Paul C <pa...@thersgb.net>
>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 19:27:46 +0000, Benny <Be...@soccer-europe.com>
>wrote:
>
>>> Subject : Footballers with Girls Names XI
>>> From : Paul C <pa...@thersgb.net>
>>
>>>And that enormous wrestler 'Giant Haystacks' aka Shirley Crabtree.
>>
>>That was Big Daddy, Haystacks real name is Martin Ruane, I think he's a
>>jock.
>
>A simple to mistake to make.
>
>Are you a closet wrestling fan?
I'm not a closet wrestling fan, I have no problems admitting I like
wrestling.
Robert Poleson
> While chewing away on uk.sport.football, "DDEckerslyke"
> <spa...@tiscali.co.uk> dribbled :
>
> > I start the bidding at
> >
> > Lilian Thuram
> > Jocelyn Angloma
> > Lauren
> >
> >
> >
>
> Colin "The Horsefucker" Horsefucker
>
>
Strangely enough she had never even seen a horse.
Gabbage
news:s8gl005kf1151puou...@4ax.com...
How can you forget Lilian Nalis? Rearrange the last name and you get Nails.
Sven Mischkies
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
Dame Diouf. Plays for 96.
Ciao,
SM
--
The Sunday Times about 'The Two Towers':
'The darkness of this film comes not just from the hideous collection of
creatures - orcs, Uruk-hai, wargs and Liv Tyler...'
For example John Smith
>>>And that enormous wrestler 'Giant Haystacks' aka Shirley Crabtree.
>>
>>That was Big Daddy, Haystacks real name is Martin Ruane, I think he's a
>>jock.
>
> A simple to mistake to make.
>
> Are you a closet wrestling fan?
I'm a closet wrestling fan. Although it's a bit of a squeeze for the
audience with two fat cunts in there already.
--
FeJS
Moammar's pickle likes inside our tree after we play beside it.
Roo
>
> Paul Nocock.
>
> BTN
Brian Shitt.
BlueRoo
--
I only said I did it so they'd take my bell end out the chilli sauce...
www.efc-online.net
For example John Smith
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
Gareth Barry.
Sorry, wrong thread.
Robert Poleson
>
> How can you forget Lilian Nalis? Rearrange the last name and you get Nails.
>
Nails isn't very girly.
slumpy
Closet Wrestling ?
Inside or against ?
--
slumpy
no more
no less
just me
Guppings
"Benny" <Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote in message
news:+iIUktAB...@soccer-europe.com...
> > Subject : Footballers with Girls Names XI
>
> >I start the bidding at
> >
> >Lilian Thuram
> >Jocelyn Angloma
> >Lauren
>
> Emanuele Petit
> Karol Poborsky
>
> http://soccer-europe.com
Andrea Pirlo A C Milan
Nicola Napolitano Juventus
Simone Barone Parma
Daniele Adani Juventus
Michel Salgado Real Madrid
Luis Figo
Jose Francisco Molina Deportivo
Fran
Victoria Barrett
>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 15:40:04 -0500, Gabbage wrote:
>>
>> How can you forget Lilian Nalis? Rearrange the last name and you get Nails.
>>
>
>Nails isn't very girly.
Yes if they're varnished.
Paul C
>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 15:40:04 -0500, Gabbage wrote:
>>
>> How can you forget Lilian Nalis? Rearrange the last name and you get Nails.
>>
>
>Nails isn't very girly.
All the ones I know have them. I suppose the Shetland lassies lose
them all filleting fish.
--
Paul
Ryan
my secret's out
Benny
>I'm a closet wrestling fan. Although it's a bit of a squeeze for the
>audience with two fat cunts in there already.
LOL:)
Daniel
> Jolean Lescott
> Stacey Coldicott who used to play for West Brom
> Stef Kuntz
> Ashley Cole (not that girlie)
> Jody Craddock
> Laurent Robert
> Olivier Bernard
> Michel Platini
Surprised you missed.... Jody Morris! Although he's not too hard to
miss in more ways than one.
Mark V.
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
Kelly Gray of MLS.
Seán McAndrew
Gronaldo
> "Benny" <Be...@soccer-europe.com> a écrit dans le message de news:
> zTXHYSB+...@soccer-europe.com...
>
>>>Subject : Footballers with Girls Names XI
>>
>>>Jolean Lescott
>>>Stacey Coldicott who used to play for West Brom
>>>Stef Kuntz
>>>Ashley Cole (not that girlie)
>>
>>
>>
>>>Jody Craddock
>>>Laurent Robert
>>>Olivier Bernard
>>>Michel Platini
>>
>
>
> eh, none of Lilian / Michel / Jocelyn / Emmanuel / Laurent / Olivier are
> girls name
> their female equivalent are Lilliane, Michelle, Jocelynne, Emmanuelle and
> Laure. Olivier has no female equivalent (Olive is more a short name for
> Olivier than a real name)
>
Laurence --> Laurent ?
Olivier --> Oliva/Olivia ?
Jussi Uosukainen
> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:14:19 GMT, Paul C wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:12:40 -0000, Robert Poleson <s...@m.no> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:10:01 -0000, Robert Poleson wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 16:06:16 -0000, DDEckerslyke wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>I start the bidding at
>>>>>
>>>>>Lilian Thuram
>>>>>Jocelyn Angloma
>>>>>Lauren
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Jo Cole
>>>>
>>>
>>>Oh yeah, Nikki Butt.
>>
>>Ali McCoist and Geri Francis
>>
>>
>>
>
>
> Juicy Jaaskalinen
>
Hey!
/jussi
Allen Parkes
> "Benny" <Be...@soccer-europe.com> wrote in message
> news:+iIUktAB...@soccer-europe.com...
>>> Subject : Footballers with Girls Names XI
>>> From : DDEckerslyke <spa...@tiscali.co.uk>
>>> I start the bidding at
>>> Lilian Thuram
>>> Jocelyn Angloma
>>> Lauren
>> Lilian Laslandes
>> Emanuele Petit
>> Karol Poborsky
> Nicola Napolitano Juventus
> Simone Barone Parma
> Daniele Adani Juventus
> Michel Salgado Real Madrid
> Luis Figo
> Jose Francisco Molina Deportivo
> Fran
Gabriel Batistuta.
--
Al
"A fratricidal attitude. Thorougly post modern."
Aegis
"Gronaldo" <not...@at.all> a écrit dans le message de news:
400b88f6$0$17113$626a...@news.free.fr...
yes, Laurence too ...
Oliva and Olivia are not french
Ben Nunn
(demos...@theonering.net), in message
i73m00p15agska81j...@4ax.com who said:
> On 18 Jan 2004 20:23:28 GMT, Steve H <steve...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>
>> While chewing away on uk.sport.football, "DDEckerslyke"
>> <spa...@tiscali.co.uk> dribbled :
>>
>>> I start the bidding at
>>>
>>> Lilian Thuram
>>> Jocelyn Angloma
>>> Lauren
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Colin "The Horsefucker" Horsefucker
>
Steve 'The Flan' Flanaman.
BTN
Huw Morris
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
1) Mia Hamm
2) er..
3) ..that's it
For example John Smith
> Gabriel Batistuta.
You're calling the angel Gabriel, destroyer of Sodom and proclaimer of the
of the incarnation of Christ, a girl?
I'd be careful about going out in thunderstorms if I were you Al.
Ben Nunn
>
>> And that enormous wrestler 'Giant Haystacks' aka Shirley Crabtree.
>
> That was Big Daddy, Haystacks real name is Martin Ruane, I think he's
> a jock.
Nah. Born in Camberwell.
At one time was the heaviest man in Britain when he tipped the scales at a
massive 19 stone 4 lbs.
BTN
Robert Poleson
> Robert Poleson wrote:
> >
> >
> > Juicy Jaaskalinen
> >
> Hey!
>
> /jussi
>
Well, hello there.
PeterMcC
<bugkoe$hirph$1...@ID-55895.news.uni-berlin.de>
That seems to be some way short of heaviest man status, for instance, and
slightly more OT:
"The heaviest goalie to play for a league side was England International
Willie Henry 'Fatty' Foulke, who was 6' 3". At his last game for Bradford
City, he weighed in at 26st, and once stopped a game when his save snapped
the crossbar."
--
PeterMcC
If you feel that any of the above is incorrect,
inappropriate or offensive in any way,
please ignore it and accept my apologies.
Gronaldo
Unless you consider that La Corse is not part of France, Oliva is
somehow french since a lot of corsican girls are named like this :)
and for Olivia look at you french PTT calendar the 6th of March!
Serious Tiger
>On 18 Jan 2004 20:23:28 GMT, Steve H wrote:
>> While chewing away on uk.sport.football, "DDEckerslyke"
>> <spa...@tiscali.co.uk> dribbled :
>>
>> > I start the bidding at
>> >
>> > Lilian Thuram
>> > Jocelyn Angloma
>> > Lauren
>> >
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Colin "The Horsefucker" Horsefucker
>>
>>
>
>Strangely enough she had never even seen a horse.
Heh. That's a funny thing. Heh heh.
~ST~
--
Nunn for manager
Robert Poleson
You think that's funny, you should read my WSC from last weekend.
Ben Nunn
(use...@deletespamfilter.serioustiger.com), in message
7v2o00htp0n2rmeoq...@4ax.com who said:
>>>>
>>>
>>> Colin "The Horsefucker" Horsefucker
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Strangely enough she had never even seen a horse.
>
> Heh. That's a funny thing. Heh heh.
It's true.
She was actually blind, see, and so she never got to see all the horses that
she was horsefucking.
Sometimes she didn't actually know they were horses. We'd take her down to
the stables, and say 'Right then, Colin, here we are in the bedroom. Oh yes,
it's a lovely, romantic pink bedroom, so it is.'
Then one of us would say 'Hi, Colin, my name's Linford, and I'll be the one
fucking you tonight, OK?' or something.
Then once she'd lain down and we'd done some foreplay and that (mainly we
used mice and spiders for that, 'cause she never knew the difference), we'd
bring in the horse, and it would fuck her.
'What's that neighing noise?' she'd sometimes ask, 'that sounded like a
horse. What's a horse doing in the bedroom?' and we'd say 'Oh, nothing dear,
nothing at all, that's just... umm... the door creaking or owt.'
And then she'd be alright, and carry on fucking the horse, while the rest of
us pissed ourselves laughing.
True story.
BTN
Ben Nunn
message MPG.1a761d878...@news.clara.net who said:
> On Mon, 19 Jan 2004 16:54:41 +0000 (UTC), Serious Tiger wrote:
>> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 20:35:56 -0000, Robert Poleson <s...@m.no> wrote:
>>
>>> On 18 Jan 2004 20:23:28 GMT, Steve H wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Colin "The Horsefucker" Horsefucker
>>>
>>> Strangely enough she had never even seen a horse.
>>
>> Heh. That's a funny thing. Heh heh.
>>
>
> You think that's funny, you should read my WSC from last weekend.
Heh. Yeah, you had Man U to beat Wolves. tardtardfucktardsauSAGE111111. That
was hilarious.
BTN
Robert Poleson
<snip>
You deserve a knighthood for your work today, Ben.
Robert Poleson
I see you haven't read it either.
Ben Nunn
>>>
>>> You think that's funny, you should read my WSC from last weekend.
>>
>>
>> Heh. Yeah, you had Man U to beat Wolves.
>> tardtardfucktardsauSAGE111111. That was hilarious.
>>
>
> I see you haven't read it either.
Actually I thought it was pure cuntdildo, tbh.
BTN
Victoria Barrett
>I see you haven't read it either.
I won't have Ben cutting in on my non-reading-posts gig on UKSF. I
won't! I won't! I won't!
Robert Poleson
You'd be right.
Thach
> I'm not a closet wrestling fan, I have no problems admitting I like
> wrestling.
Oh, so you came out?
Thach
> I start the bidding at
>
> Lilian Thuram
> Jocelyn Angloma
> Lauren
>
>
Jaimie Carragher
Jaimie Redknapp
Jodie Craddock
Roberta Fowler
Allen Parkes
> "Allen Parkes" <forename...@blueyonder.co.uk> spake thusly:
>> Gabriel Batistuta.
>
> You're calling the angel Gabriel, destroyer of Sodom and proclaimer
> of the of the incarnation of Christ, a girl?
>
> I'd be careful about going out in thunderstorms if I were you Al.
The Doctors say I won't live to see storm season, so not to worry.